Find Your Ass by VaccaD

If your ass is animated, named "Donkey", and sounds suspiciously like Eddie Murphy, it's traveling with an ogre named Shrek in an attempt to rescue WHAT PRINCESS from a fire-breathing dragon?

If your ass is underneath Jesus Christ on the occasion of Jesus's triumphal entrance into Jerusalem, you'd want to look for it on the occasion of WHAT MOVEABLE CHRISTIAN FEAST?

If your ass is appearing on Broadway underneath Sancho Panza, you should look for it in the cast of WHAT MUSICAL, which first came to Broadway in 1965 and is known for the song "The Impossible Dream"?

If your ass is actually Jack-Ass, an alternative rock hit of 1997, you can find it on WHAT 1996 album, the second studio album and fifth overall from Beck?

If your ass is named Benjamin and was voiced by Maurice Denham in a 1954 animated classic (or in a 1999 made-for-TV version by Pete Postelthwaite, who also voiced Farmer Jones), it can be found on WHAT RURAL HOMESTEAD? (You probably don't need to hurry; as it often opines, "Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey", and nothing ever changes anyway.)

If your ass is the symbol of the Democratic Party, you might look for it in the pages of Harper's Weekly, where WHAT ARTIST popularized the use of the donkey to represent the Democrats? (The same artist originated the use of the elephant to represent the GOP, although the donkey as a symbol for the Democrats predates him.)

If your ass is beneath a fat and bearded satyr named Silenus, you might look for it in the company of WHAT OLYMPIAN GOD, traditionally identified as Silenus's student and/or foster son? Silenus was often depicted as riding a donkey, and as much older than the other members of the god's retinue such as the Maenads.

If your ass is named Proshka, you might look for it in the company of WHAT RUSSIAN POLITICIAN, the leader of the far-right Liberal Democratic Party? In 2012, while running against Vladimir Putin, he made a campaign commercial in the back yard of his dacha in which a donkey named Proshka was unable to pull a sleigh until he whipped it into shape - with an actual whip.

If your ass is found in Numbers 22:21-33, you'd look for it in the presence of WHAT DIVINER? (And if this is your ass you should be careful how you treat it, as the Angel of the Lord granted it the power of speech in Numbers 22:28, making it the only talking animal in the Bible other than the serpent.)

If your ass is named Lucius, and is actually a Roman from Numidia transformed into a donkey in a bungled attempt to magically transform himself into a bird, you should look for it in the pages of The Golden Ass (the only complete surviving Ancient Roman novel) by WHAT AUTHOR?

If your ass is a well-meaning but simple-minded talking donkey named Puzzle who's been duped by a greedy and ambitious ape named Shift, it can be found in WHAT C.S. LEWIS NOVEL, the final installment in the Chronicles of Narnia series?

If your ass is a weaver with just the head of a donkey, you might look for it in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream, where WHAT AMATEUR ACTOR is so transformed by Puck? (His name is particularly appropriate for this quiz.)