If your ass is named Proshka, you might look for it in the company of WHAT RUSSIAN POLITICIAN, the leader of the far-right Liberal Democratic Party? In 2012, while running against Vladimir Putin, he made a campaign commercial in the back yard of his dacha in which a donkey named Proshka was unable to pull a sleigh until he whipped it into shape - with an actual whip.
VLADIMIR ZHIRINOVSKY