If your ass is named Benjamin and was voiced by Maurice Denham in a 1954 animated classic (or in a 1999 made-for-TV version by Pete Postelthwaite, who also voiced Farmer Jones), it can be found on WHAT RURAL HOMESTEAD? (You probably don't need to hurry; as it often opines, "Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey", and nothing ever changes anyway.)
ANIMAL FARM (or Manor Farm)