Before And After...And After III by kanyewesteros

Former Houston Rockets point guard writes patriotic songs with sketch comedians (3 clauses)

Lover of Carrie Bradshaw teams up with Martin Lawrence in Congress, but they get distracted by a racy game (4 clauses)

Jazz power forward and turn-of-the-century African-American leader returns to his former team (in the capital) to play RPGs with defenders both naval and supernatural...and hey look, Dan Brown showed up! (7 clauses)

Black-suited Val Kilmer and early Taylor Swift visit a disgusting Irish TV pub with Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grant. They listen to One Direction (or, if you prefer, Social Distortion) for a while before being stranded with a tiger and a musician. Eventually, they are all thrown in prison. (8 clauses)

The famous sexting alias of a member of Gnarls Barkley plays a children's board game with Fetty Wap and the monarch of Naboo (5 clauses)

What did Adam and Eve commit? Find out at a meeting of bishops in Rome, where Tyler the Creator (and his group's FULL NAME) and Maino make a basketball movie with Tupac (5 clauses)

Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper leave New Orleans for Middle Earth, where they meet up with a famous space pirate to play beer pong and read psalms (but oh no, the beer is spilling!) They then take in an animated film before practicing their very conservative chess openings (8 clauses)

N'Sync, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Timbaland are all watching scary stories on Nickelodeon. Then Voldemort (less him than his particular ability) shows up with the Los Angeles Lakers and washes their hair...FOREVER! (7 clauses...or, in a way, infinity) (edited at 11:11 am, December 10, 2015 (EST))

The Beatles and L'il Bow Wow play baseball against Belle and Sebastian and JD Salinger (5 clauses) (5 clauses)

In a notoriously bad part of town, The Grateful Dead are "in the middle" with a 1970s-1980s basketball star originally named Lloyd. Soon, Tom Petty shows up to help direct a drama on TNT. (6 clauses)

(deep breath) Can a monkey play first base for the Red Sox? Apparently he can, say a Wisconsin politician, famously strong tv character, and children's wildlife magazine. Next it's time to shoot free throws underhanded at the Copacabana with the cast of an AMC show that isn't as good as Breaking Bad but also isn't Better Call Saul. Why are Louis XIV and Kevin James playing music together?! No One Knows! But soon they switch to playing a computer strategy game with Darth Vader, stopping only when A.J., Howie, Nick, Kevin, and Brian announce their collaboration with Thin Lizzy (15 clauses)

Led Zeppelin (in a particularly Caribbean mood) are drinking bourbon with a former Philadelphia Phillies pitcher and an Alaskan rock band when they decide to remake a 1960s TV show as a movie with Henry Cavill. They are reminded by a man eating rice that with great power comes great responsibility - the man then starts playing with his piano band, which includes a traveling mouse, the characters from a Newbery Medal winning book about a contested inheritance, and, finally, the Lannisters and Starks. (10 clauses)