Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America, Vol. 1 by Consigliari

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Quiz Description

It's a Parks and Recreation quiz! I checked, no one has done one before. This is Vol.1 Enjoy! Warning: This quiz is not for the faint of heart

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Questions:

Andy is the lead singer for quite possibly the greatest band in history, MouseRat (or RatMouse, depending on the week). But there were many other band names before the band struck naming gold. Name THREE other names the band has used.

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Scarecrow Boat; Malice in Chains; Punch Face Champion; Flames for Flames; The Andy Andy Andys; Crackfinger; Department of Homeland Obscurity; Fourskin; Puppy Pendulum; Possum Pendulum; Penis Pendulum; Radwagon; Jet Black Pope; Muscle Confusion; Just the Tip; Fiveskin; Threeskin; Angel Snack; Nothing Rhymes with Orange; Everything Rhymes with Orange; Nothing Rhymes with Blorange; Ninja Dick

He may be all about the money, but Freddy Spaghetti is a Pawnee institution. After Ben convinced him to skip his Eagleton gig, Freddy delighted some local kids with hits from his album Musical Meatball. Name ONE OF THE TWO songs that are mentioned in the episode.

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Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Linguini; Penne and the Jets

Ben Wyatt is many things, but his most important title is that of the Architect. Everyone knows about the legendary game, The Cones of Dunshire, but to capture this cone, you must name AT LEAST TWO characters you can be when playing the game.

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Wizard, Maverick, Arbiter, Corporal, Warriors, Dragon, Alchemist, Provost, Denier, Shaman, Abbott, Brinksman, Farmer, Duchess, Mountebank, Minstrel, and Tradesman (edited at 12:31 pm, April 22, 2016 (MST))

Before a career involving farting immigrants and Taint Ball, The Douche was once Howard Tuttleman, a thoughtful Semiotics major. AT WHAT MIDWEST UNIVERSITY did he deliver his thesis on Narrative Forms in the the Digital World?

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Northwestern University

Organize It! Join the Reasonablists in the park for flute playing and the end of the world, when THIS SUPREME BEING will arrive with his volcano mouth to melt our faces off to use as fuel.

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Zorp (the Surveyor)

Pawnee is a large and vibrant city, host to many national corporations. However, there are quite a few national and local businesses that make Pawnee their home, but might not be very familiar to a non-Pawneeian. Name AT LEAST THREE businesses unique to the Parks and Rec universe.

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Gryzzl; J.J.'s Diner; The Glitter Factory; The Snakehole Lounge; Kernston's Rubber Nipples; Sweetums; Boone Bread Factory; Food and Stuff; Paunch Burger......and many more...

In Season 4, Episode 19, Leslie finds herself in a jam when her budget requests lead to the termination of Ann from her job. When Leslie challenges him on it, Councilman Pillner warns her that, "We play with live ammo around here," giving rise to the episode's title. This line was a nod to WHAT POPULAR TV SHOW, long a favorite of co-creator Michael Schur?

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The West Wing

I am not being melodramatic when I say that people from Eagleton are snobby and evil and would most likely exterminate everybody who isn’t from Eagleton if they weren’t so busy being obsessed with themselves. It's one thing for them to have their free HBO, their balloon artisans, their pools full of Evian, and their seafood towers. But do they really need THIS MUSICIAN on retainer?

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Michael Buble

During a visit to Washington, Leslie meets with Senators Corey Booker and Orrin Hatch. As the meeting closes, they invite her to attend a show featuring their two-man polynesian folk group. What is the NAME of their group?

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Across the Isle

One of the acts performing at the Pawnee/Eagleton Unity Concert is Bobby Knight Ranger, a group who dons the red sweater and grey hair of the famous ex-Hoosier coach then serenades the crowd with multiple renditions of Sister Christian. Bobby Knight Ranger was actually played by WHAT real life indie-rock band?

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Yo La Tengo

From lazy pit-dweller to television icon, Andy's journey has been unprecedented. For an easy point, what is the NAME of his legendary kids show? (please be exact)

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The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show

We end where we began, with The Pilot. Most notable about this introductory episode is that it is the only one to have been written by WHICH co-creator of the show, who also created The Office?

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Greg Daniels