Before and After and After and After and by PolinskyL

Margaret Mitchell collaborates with Jimi Hendrix on a song about the mother of King James, who, (as we all know) was famous for his lawn seed. (4 clauses)

Longtime US Middle East diplomat and a third-party Presidential candidate narrate late-career books by Dr. Seuss and Harper Lee (4 clauses)

A recent Keanu Reeves movie about a massive user-generated website where one can find a medical product for children who become dehydrated when they look for a glimmer of hope during a dark stretch of listening to a late-80s Bruce Springsteen album. (5 clauses)

A Vietnam vet goes on a backwoods rampage in perhaps a mild overreaction to a Red Hot Chili Peppers album about a Wizards of the Coast game played at an annual "Woodstock" for Insane Clown Posse aficionados. (4 clauses)

On the plane carrying the President, a single, no-strings-attached tryst with a joke-teller takes place en route to a giant "nerdfest" dedicated to a Cage-Malkovich movie also featuring (inexplicably) a ball-playing golden retriever drinking America's (even more inexplicably) favorite beer, all the while a Jedi weapon is used to attack an extinct mammal which used to be one of the best golfers ever. (10 clauses)

A Beyonce song about hypothetically having been given a gender-inappropriate moniker by Johnny Cash turns into a celebration of a Cowboys loss to the Colts, who were aided by a London vigilante. (4 clauses)

A Bernie Sanders impersonator insists that, if only he makes a jet plane disappear, "they" will come -- and read a book co-written by Barack Obama and Ruth Stiles Gannett about an iridescent insect that sings a Steve Miller song - tragically - at the Bataclan. (8 clauses)

10,000 Maniacs singer sings a song about a Navy auxiliary service which aids a far-right Frenchwoman in her attack on the world's largest book publisher at the meeting of an unelected delibrative body, which features a dectet that arrives between dancers and musicians. (6 clauses)

A song by the Doors and Cream about a sultanate where lex talionis applies to a Chinese-American architect accused of receiving bribes in exchange for radio airplay. (6 clauses)

The singers of "Southern Man, Bust a Move" get infected by a common bacterial food contaminant, putting them in debt to the author of A Long Day's Journey Into Night, a play about the singers of "Southern Man, Bust a Move" getting infected by a common bacterial food contaminant, putting them in debt to the author of A Long Day's Journey into Night... (6 clauses, count carefully)

Dickens character who co-wrote a series of books about the Rapture offers a reproach to a rude attempt to get someone's attention - when close enough is good enough (4 clauses)

A minimalist composer's optimistic outlook about a period which features a Reagan-era anti-drug song and film about the Regency Crisis brought about by a one-time Supersonics' coach's attempt to reconcile Communism with his materialistic addiction to shopping at British stores with Heidi Montag's husband, who carries around a jet engine to try to be louder than a now-deceased singer who appeared in one of the earlier items in this chain and is now belting out a famous five-word expression meaning "Uh-oh." (12 clauses)