On the plane carrying the President, a single, no-strings-attached tryst with a joke-teller takes place en route to a giant "nerdfest" dedicated to a Cage-Malkovich movie also featuring (inexplicably) a ball-playing golden retriever drinking America's (even more inexplicably) favorite beer, all the while a Jedi weapon is used to attack an extinct mammal which used to be one of the best golfers ever. (10 clauses)
Air Force One-night stand-up comic con air bud light saber-toothed Tiger Woods