Celebrities At Their Worst by DixonD

Champion(s):

arratik
Somebody put something in my drink.


Runner(s)-Up:

Kloefkorn


Quiz Description

Starting in the late 1990s, curator Nick Bougas began releasing compilations of outtakes, secret recordings, and other unflattering bits of audio which had previously only been available in underground tape-trading circles.

Audio is NSFW and sometimes of poor quality, so headphones are recommended

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1 arratik 521 98 15
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Questions:

Name the writer-actor-director in this clip, reproduced almost verbatim in an episode of The Critic, with the final profanity replaced by "I'll... make cheese for you." (edited at 4:00 am, October 14, 2016 (EDT))

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Orson Welles

Name this country singer's nickname, given to him by his father, which is not the name of Alexander the Great's horse, despite what Yahoo! Answers says.

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Bocephus (Hank Williams Jr.)

In 1978, KLAC reporter Paul Olden (now the PA announcer at Yankee Stadium) made this recording of what excitable coach discussing his team's five-hour-long, 15-inning loss to the Chicago Cubs?

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Tommy Lasorda

Recorded in Miami in March 1969, this clip is from a wild concert which led to the arrest (and conviction) of what very drunk lead singer for lewd behavior?

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Jim Morrison

This outtake inspired "snuggles", the name of the mailing list for fans of what experimental American band, who sampled this clip on their 1991 EP U2?

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Negativland

Name the Oscar-winning actress who made a special appearance as Helena Cassadine on this 1981 episode of General Hospital.

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Elizabeth Taylor

Name this musician who (sometimes with his wife) left this and many other threatening messages on the answering machine of journalist Victoria Clarke in October 1992.

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Kurt Cobain

Name this hotheaded drummer bandleader being secretly taped by one of his band members. (edited at 12:38 pm, October 7, 2016 (EDT))

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Buddy Rich

Name this Oscar-winning actor single-handedly pushing up his frustration in this recording session.

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Jack Palance

Name this Hall of Fame reliever ranting at a roomful of reporters. In March 2016, he controversially claimed that baseball "is becoming a freaking joke because of the nerds who are running it."

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Rich "Goose" Gossage

Name this smooth-talking frontman, whose name has been reversed in the audio.

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Barry White

This secret recording captures the tambourine playing, and then the singing, of what band member?

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Linda McCartney

BONUS QUESTION:The Celebrities at their Worst compilations were released on Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God Records. The label's name is a reference to what disbarred lawyer, whose schizophrenic pamphlets are given a dramatic reading in this clip?

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Francis E. Dec (edited at 12:08 pm, October 7, 2016 (EDT))