Name the writer-actor-director in this clip, reproduced almost verbatim in an episode of The Critic, with the final profanity replaced by "I'll... make cheese for you." (edited at 4:00 am, October 14, 2016 (EDT))
Original question: Name the writer-actor-director in this clip, reproduced almost verbatim in an episode of Animaniacs, with the final profanity replaced by "I'll... make cheese for you."
Orson Welles