In its youth, time was a big fan of the outdoors, camping in particular. It's rumored that on one camping trip in upstate NY it spilled a large bucket of water that ran generally southward and created what river generally considered among the five oldest in the world geologically speaking.
EDITORS NOTE: This story is typically considered apocryphal since it would place time's birthday two or three hundred million years before the date in question #1.
Susquehanna