Oh Henry! (Not the author) by AllenJ

Champion(s):

DoyleE
Oscar Wilde said, "One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead." I should've been the one to get to say that.


Runner(s)-Up:

SorensonG


Quiz Description

Who are these quotes describing? The only thing I'll tell you is that none of these people were born William Syndey Porter.

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Questions:

Oh Henry! Who else could Edgar Guest be praising with the words? "We shall miss him on the infield and shall miss him at the bat / But he's true to his religion—and I honor him for that."

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Henry "Hank" GREENBERG

Oh Henry! I simply loved your uncredited appearance as a piano player in "Gunn," the movie version of a television show whose theme you composed! I also enjoyed your cameo as a patient calling in to Frasier Crane, just before the station played "Moon River."

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Henry MANCINI

Oh Henry! Don't be so proud that you were the first American to translate The Divine Comedy! Someone else would have done it eventually, maybe even one of the other Fireside Poets.

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Henry Wadsworth LONGFELLOW

Oh Henry! John Lithgow, Dominic West, Kelsey Grammar and others have played this role, but Rex Harrison will always be the Ordinary Man in my mind! After all, he played you in the first Broadway, London, and film versions.

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Henry HIGGINS

Oh Henry! What would Black Flag have done if it weren't for you? When Dez Cardena wanted to switch to guitar, you were there to step in as lead vocalist.

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Henry ROLLINS

Oh Henry! Not only are you an honorary member of FC Bayern München, but you were the first honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters. No word if you're more proud of these honors or of the 1973 Nobel Peace Prize.

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Henry KISSINGER

Oh Henry! When Gabriel Utterson and Mr. Poole broke into your laboratory, they found Edward dead in your clothes, as well as a letter from you that explained the whole strange case.

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Dr. Henry JEKYLL

Oh Henry! What happened to you after a mutiny in 1611? You, your son, and seven crewmen were abandoned and left adrift in the body of water later named for you, and never seen again...

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Henry HUDSON

Oh Henry! Who else could have survived an arrow to the face, as you did at the Battle of Shrewsbury in 1403?

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Henry V

Oh Henry! Don't be discouraged by your 1918 loss in the Michigan Senate race! Philip Roth made you Secretary of the Interior in Charles Lindbergh's cabinet in "American Pastoral."

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Henry FORD

Oh Henry! Don't be upset that Ramona Quimby's offshoot series of books proved more popular than yours! Beverly Cleary and Ribsy loved you too!

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Henry HUGGINS

Oh Henry! Who else but you could play Superman in the upcoming Justice League movies?

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Henry CAVILL