M*A*S*H 3: the one with Jamie Farr by RobinJRichards

Champion(s):

BarkerC
"We fight for better days."


Runner(s)-Up:

RoseM
De docta ignorantia


Quiz Description

Apologies if some of the clips in the answer lines are a bit bad in quality.

Full Results:

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1 BarkerC 545 96 20
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2 RoseM 438 89 20
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3 ChrisRosenberg 431 82 20
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4 KingC2 388 75 20
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5 CoenM 356 67 20
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6 WatsonG 340 60 20
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7 Dynomutt 251 53 20
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8 HallW 229 46 20
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9 GoldsteinB 214 39 00
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10 JonesRW 187 32 20
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11 FarleyS 159 25 20
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12 FryedBetaKappa 152 14 20
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12 WeikleB 152 14 20
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14 WilesB 110 3 20
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Questions:

THIS ENEMY CHARACTER has been so reliably unsuccessful that the members of the 4077th began a betting pool based on how far away from the target his bomb will land. That said, he was always on time, as per the moniker.

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5 O'Clock Charlie

In one of the most gut-wrenching moments in TV history, when Henry Blake died, Radar reported to the OR that his plane was shot down over THIS BODY OF WATER and there were no survivors.

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Sea of Japan [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g450eyrN7Pg]

"The M*A*S*H Olympics" were held in conjunction with the 1952 Summer Olympics being held in THIS CITY.

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Helsinki [Hence the reason for BJ's cringe worthy "Give 'em Helsinki, Colonel!"]

This was the NAME OF THE FILM that the US Army try to make at the 4077th as a propaganda piece. After the director abruptly leaves, Hawkeye and Trapper make their own version, channeling their inner Marx Brothers in the process (and not as "saints in surgical garb").

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Yankee Doodle Doctor [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzZ8gsN796A]

Finish this lyric: "Oh the surgeons in the Army, they say we're mighty bright. We work on soldiers through the day and...." (FOUR WORDS)

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...nurses through the night. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpzQVACuJII]

While Margaret went by the unsavory nickname "Hot Lips," her father Al Houlihan went by this nickname, a holdover from his days in WWI.

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"Howitzer"

Col. Potter was able to sneak in to the Army at age 15 because he had VERY LARGE WHAT for a boy his age?

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Thighs

When Klinger tried to escape the 4077th using a hang glider and wearing a robe, it was reported that he looked like THIS SPECIFIC COLOR AND TYPE OF ANIMAL WITH THESE SPECIFIC COLOR AND TYPE OF BODY PARTS (as described by both Hawkeye and Trapper). When he later crashed, the description was confirmed.

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Big red bird with fuzzy pink feet [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_JnUDHa0GA]

When Hawkeye and BJ tried to order a bathtub due to the excessive heat wave, they ordered it from THIS COMPANY, now known for catering to a younger crowd.

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Abercrombie & Fitch

In "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," as Major Winchester is trying to find a bathroom, he "captures" a band of Chinese soldiers. Discovering they are musicians, Charles get them to play the "Clarinet Quintet in A Major" by THIS COMPOSER. After their deaths near the end of the war, Charles promptly smashes a recording of it in The Swamp, thus curtailing is love of classical music.

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Mozart

This is the name of BJ's daughter in Mill Valley. It also happens to be the same name of Mike Farrell's daughter in real life.

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Erin

Within 5 either way, how many episodes of M*A*S*H aired from 1972-83?

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256 (251-261 accepted)