One Vote Ain't Bad by AllenJ

He appeared with Buck Showalter on the Seinfeld episode "The Chaperone," but gets more screen time in "The Pledge Drive." With this outfielder in the passenger seat, George Costanza chases down a driver who gave him the finger.

The brother and uncle of NBA champion point guards, he threw the first no-hitter in Texas Ranger franchise history.

The 1000th player to appear in a Yankee uniform, he set a major league record in 1986 by striking out the first 8 batters of a game.

This outfielder was perhaps best known as Gary Roenicke's platoon partner.

This career Tiger was once asked to pinch-hit in the middle of a snack. He hid his two hot dogs from his manager by stuffing them down his jersey before heading to the plate. When he slid into second base, the mustard, ketchup, and smashed hot dogs gave him away. He was fined $100.

Even though he won 138 games, he's best remembered for one that involved lysergic acid diethylamide (he claimed).

"He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBI's last year, he's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doin'!"

When Tom Hanks' fiancé from "Bachelor Party" accused her ex-husband of steroid use, alcohol abuse, and heavy marijuana use, he quipped, "I can't believe she left out the cross-dressing." You might also remember that the same co-host of "America's Funniest People" once assaulted him with a stiletto heel.

He may have hit 305 homers and played in 6 World Series, but you probably remember him better as the husband of Halle Berry from 1992-1996.

He and Wally Backman were the 1986 Mets' "Wild Boys." In an October 2015 interview with Colin Cowherd, he admitted to blackmailing umpires into favorable strike zones (he paid private investigators $500,000 to dig up dirt on the umpires). Classy.

This reliever signed a huge $10,000,000 deal with the Royals before the 1990 season, but lost his closer role to Jeff Montgomery and never again matched his 1989 Cy Young Award season.

In crunch time, this fu-manchu-ed pitcher would walk towards second base, put his head down and meditate for a few seconds. After taking a big breath, he would pound the ball in his glove, spin around, and storm back to the rubber. When Vern Rapp became the Cardinals' manager in 1977 and made him shave, he complained, "How can I intimidate batters if I look like a goddamn golf pro?"