What the F@#$%! by LuskT

Champion(s):

parenthetical-k


Runner(s)-Up:

HealyT
What the heck is that?


Quiz Description

Twelve goddamn ass-tastic questions about bad fucking language and other obscene shit.

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Questions:

Which Martin Scorsese film racks up between 506 and 569 uses of the word "fuck" (depending on who's counting), the current record for a mainstream non-documentary film?

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The Wolf of Wall Street

In the South Park episode "It Hits the Fan," the boys are all eager to hear the word "shit" for the first time on broadcast TV. On what faux HBC show does the shit hit the fan?

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Cop Drama

What singer, after his 1993 Grammy win, joked that his obituary should include the following phrase? "Died. Said 'fist fuck' and won a Grammy."

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Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails)

Which comedian's song repertoire includes such hits as "Titties and Beer," "Show Them to Me," and "I've Got a Twelve Inch Dick and a Dozen Roses?"

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Rodney Carrington

Which of the "Heavy 7," according to George Carlin, is missing from this list? Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, ______, Motherfucker, Tits.

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Cocksucker

How, exactly, should one defecate on a co-worker's desk, remove one's testicles, and copulate with a giant fish in the sewer?

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Like a Boss

What is the Romanized name for the symbol 干, which is the source of so many bad Chinese translations that include the word "fuck?"

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Gan

What are the names of the two performers in the infamous "donkey show" from the film Clerks 2?

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Kinky Kelly & The Sexy Stud

Which sports star coined this gem in a discussion with a line judge? "You can’t see as well as those fucking flowers and they’re fucking plastic."

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John McEnroe

On which Comedy Central show was the entire audience filmed showing their reaction to the shock video 2 Girls 1 Cup?

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Tosh.0

In which Old Testament book would you find this rather lewd passage? "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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Ezekiel

What seemingly nonsensical fruit appeared in a 1971 film but also in the Roald Dahl work My Uncle Oswald to refer to someone's penis?

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Snozzberry