Clickhole by kanyewesteros

Champion(s):

BringMoreLegos
Never rank; always tier. (I'm LowdenB in LL.)


Runner(s)-Up:

BeanA


Quiz Description

Clickhole is the funniest and best website on the internet. Period. Here's a quiz about it.

Full Results:

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1 BringMoreLegos 494 93 15
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2 BeanA 386 81 15
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3 MercureT 251 68 15
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4 drakethatsme 223 56 15
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5 SussmanM 216 43 15
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6 LackC 161 31 15
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7 PolinskyL 68 12 00
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7 CarterBurke 68 12 00
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Questions:

What three-letter word is one of the searchable tags on nearly every Clickhole article?

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Wow

Everybody knows that Clickhole is related to the Onion. But what other two websites does the Onion own, one a serious culture journalism site and the other a silly Clickhole-esque take on celebrity culture?

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The AV Club, Starwipe

The article "The Pharaohs of Silicon Valley" describes a hellish journey through Google's headquarters. In this article, what does the sign outside Google say? A. "Welcome To Google: You Will Die Here Today." B. "Welcome To Google: The Place Where Internet." C. "It's Google, The World's Website." D. "Google Today, Google Tomorrow, Google Forever."

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B. "Welcome To Google: The Place Where Internet."

According to Clickhole, which famous athlete's catchphrase is "The net is hungry for balls, and Chef [first name of player] is going to fill up its tummy!"

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Michael Jordan

In an early stunt, Clickhole published an article called "The Time I Spent (five words omitted) Totally Changed My Perspective On The World." The article is the full text of what famous novel?

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Moby Dick

My personal favorite Clickhole article type is the fake Oral History, of which they have written eight as of this quiz. Name three of their subjects.

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Mad Men, OK Computer, Michael Jordan's flu game, Pixar, Harry Potter movies, Friends, Jay Z's The Blueprint, Facebook

Clickhole only publishes Slideshows on one specific day of the week. What is that day?

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Friday

Clickhole often sneaks in references to a fictional brand of ham medallions in its articles. What is the name of this company, which has allegedly been "America's Favorite Taste" since 1928?

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Larmer's

In the Clickhole video "Women Tell You What They're REALLY Looking For In A Man," the women say, among other things, that they want a guy who is always getting into scrapes. Which anthropomorphized non-human are they eventually revealed to be talking about?

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Thomas The Tank Engine

Another Clickhole trope is supposedly asking people an absurd question, to which the vast majority respond that they don't understand or that the situation described has never happened, with a few hilarious exceptions. They always "interview" the same number of people. What is that number?

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22

Complete ONE of these two Clickventure titles. 1. It's your first day of school. BLANK. 2. You've been elected to Congress! BLANK.

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Can you become popular?, Can you pass even one goddamn bill?

Recently, Clickhole created a social media Clean Eating Challenge. Each day had a special hashtag. Name any one of the five of them.

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#IWishISISWouldKillMy, #CleanEatingCheatDay, #IAmAVulgarBeastAndACoward, #MyCleanDream, #CleanEatingReflections