Funny Tweets by DoyleE

Champion(s):

Projectyl
Under no circumstances should I be permitted to engage in agriculture.


Runner(s)-Up:

SegalP
"Fool me once, shame on you... but teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life."

twarner50


Quiz Description

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1 Projectyl 473 99 15
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2 twarner50 461 96 15
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2 SegalP 461 96 15
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4 SussmanM 451 94 15
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5 LackC 443 92 15
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6 MorrisB 427 90 00
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7 BanksL 396 89 15
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8 AdamKing 395 87 00
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9 LanceJ 391 86 00
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10 SochackiA 386 84 00
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11 PolinskyL 377 82 15
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12 BarkerC 365 81 00
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13 DynowskiP 362 79 00
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14 ParkS 358 77 00
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15 Makdeezy 356 76 15
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16 BeanA 352 73 15
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16 CarterBurke 352 73 15
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18 gregariouschinchilla 346 71 15
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19 FaulknerM 338 69 15
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20 JeziorskiM 316 68 00
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21 DixonD 304 66 15
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22 PotatoD 296 64 15
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23 FryedBetaKappa 293 63 15
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24 DimitriCRob 290 61 15
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25 shesinsane 286 59 00
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26 TsujiG 277 58 00
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28 FultonE 274 54 00
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29 Kristen 271 52 00
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32 MoyseyC 267 48 00
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33 MilesTeg 262 46 15
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Questions:

"I Thought I Was The Only One Who Hated Social Injustice—Then This Lionhearted Woman Started To Sing."

"Watch This Rad Tween Beautifully Explain Why Children Should Not Be Sold Into Slavery. He Nails It."

"Why Haven't You Heard About Everyone And Everything That's Amazing? This Wonderful Graph Sums It Up."

Name either the account these tweets come from or the website they spoof.

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@UpWorthIt, Upworthy

"I love it when someone's Twitter bio says something like 'Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.' etc"

Who tweeted this and subsequently used the list of biographical appellations as the subtitle of his 2013 memoir?

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Rob Delaney (@robdelaney)

In July 2014 comedian Michael Hale (@dogboner) tweeted a photo with the caption "Some guy using his laptop on the train like a
Dumbass nerd lol." Who is the "some guy"?

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Neil deGrasse Tyson

Supply the application name redacted from this Rachel Lichtman (@rachelichtman) tweet of March 2013: "Before like two weeks ago if you said 'Follow me on [redacted]' you were Tarzan."

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Vine

In a joke more than twelve years in the making, who tweeted, "I knew American Idol would never last without me #CANCELLED" in May 2015?

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Brian Dunkleman (@briandunkleman)

In May 2013, Cee Joyner (@ceejoyner) tweeted that "garbage men should switch names" with what group? This community includes Julien Blanc, Roosh V, and The Layguide author Tony Clink.

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pickup artists

In May 2012 Parks and Recreation writer Megan Amram (@meganamram) tweeted, "WHY was Mario Kart not called" what pun on the name of the band that released the album Hi Infidelity?

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Mario Speedwagon

Hyperthymesia is the extremely rare ability to recall the vast majority of one's life. The name of what hyperthymestic actress has been redacted from this Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) tweet of December 2013: "Mention any date in the last 25 years & I can tell you whether or not I ran into [redacted] that day"?

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Marilu Henner

In March 2014 what high-pitched English singer, then age forty, tweeted, "Can't believe Justin Bieber's balls dropped before mine"?

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James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)

In August 2013 the White House (@WhiteHouse) tweeted the photo seen here. The caption, "Bo, stop trying to make fetch happen," is an allusion to what 2004 film?

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Mean Girls

"There will b weather in Iowa today   So I'm flying bk to DC early"

"Work on farm Fri. Burning piles of brush WindyFire got out of control. Thank God for good naber He help get undr control PantsBurnLegWound"

"Quit complaining abt my Twitter shorthand I know how to spell But Twitter limit is 120 characters"

These unintentionally funny tweets are the work of what current member of the United States Senate?

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Chuck Grassley (@ChuckGrassley)

Supply the band name redacted from this Dave Horwitz (@Dave_Horwitz) tweet of June 2011: "Comedians should stop trying. Nothing will ever be funnier than the part in that [redacted] song where the guy asks, 'Am I sexual?'"

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Backstreet Boys