Duke Sucks! by FryedBetaKappa

Champion(s):

BarkerC
"We fight for better days."


Runner(s)-Up:

LaLondeM


Quiz Description

All the cool kids hate Duke. But the Blue Devils aren't the only baddies with a ducal association. Answer the following questions about Duke, dukes, Dukes, The Duke and others of that ilk that suck.

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Questions:

Whose foot (pictured) inspired the entire "Duke Sucks" phenomenon?

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Christian Laettner

Abraham Lincoln Hogg was the angelic twin brother of "Boss" Hogg - the scheming, sucky, corrupt commissioner on The Dukes of Hazzard. What were Boss Hogg's first and middle names?

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Jefferson Davis (Hogg)

How much money is being exchanged between these two Dukes who suck?

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US$1.00

What sucky man, born Fernando Álvarez de Toledo, was sent by Holy Roman Emperor Charles V to violently repress a rebellion in the Spanish Netherlands in 1567?

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(3rd) Duke of Alba (Alva)

Uncle Duke from the comic strip Doonesbury has sucked for more than four decades, particularly when earned his living in the late 1990's by trafficking what items that had been stolen from Ty, Inc.?

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Beanie Babies

In which film does Ethan Edwards (played by John Wayne) suck when he attempts to shoot his niece for asking to remain with her Comanche abductors?

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The Searchers

What word that sucks has been redacted from this image?

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MAYONNAISE

The Dukes Classification - ranging from A (limited to the bowel walls) to D (metastatic) - is used to describe the extent of what ailment that sucks?

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Colon (or colorectal) cancer

The Duke of Burgundy sucks because he retracted his offer of marriage to which daughter of King Lear when he learns she has been disinherited?

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Cordelia

What three words have been redacted from this screen shot of a man saying a word that rhymes with "suck"?

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Duke of Edinburgh

Who is this man who sucked before, during, and after the one term he served in the Louisiana House of Representatives in the 1980's?

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David Duke

Joe Piscopo and Robin Duke (pictured) thought everything around them sucked as they played which troubled twosome on Saturday Night Live from 1981 to 1984?

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The Whiners (Doug and Wendy)