Why do I Google [A-M]? by KlionskyG

Champion(s):

HoodM


Runner(s)-Up:

Michalle


Quiz Description

Hot on the heels of Are You Smarter Than A Google Search Suggestion, which is sitll open, I bring you:
Why Do __________?

In which: you must figure out what people Google starting with each letter of the first half of the alphabet.
Give any one phrase that begins with the letter in question that comes up as a Google search suggestion for the given seed phrase.Variation in "small" morphemes (articles, prepositions, plural vs. singular, part of speech, etc) will be ignored but you have to have all the morphemes present. (I guess I won't know until I see the submissions just how precise I need to be on this. Sorry this isn't a very clear definition.)

I did these searches in an incognito Chrome tab while sitting in Somerville, MA at 8pm on November 18.
In all cases I did not put a space after the letter.

And you should play Part II of this quiz [N-Z] as well.

Full Results:

Rank Player Total %ile 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
Money Value (% Incorrect): 83 53 77 83 95 48 95 95 89 89 99 53 95
1 HoodM 339 97 00
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2 Michalle 291 91 00
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3 MangaserA 190 85 15
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4 KonkelT 176 79 15
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5 ifitsnotbaroque 175 70 15
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5 Bishop56 175 70 00
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7 Zippy 167 61 00
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8 DouglasLovesVixey 155 55 00
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9 StephenM 131 47 00
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9 LynchT 131 47 00
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11 MitchellWA 104 38 00
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12 mwg 98 29 00
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12 imogen 98 29 00
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14 CoenM 93 20 00
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15 Atomiccoffey 78 14 00
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16 SokolM 68 8 00
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17 KaufmanK 15 2 00
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Questions:

A


I Googled:
why do a

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
atoms bond / atoms form bonds / apples tum brown / animals have tails / animals hibernate / animals migrate / authors use figurative language / armpits smell / athletes take ice baths / antidepressants cause weight gain

B


I Googled:
why do b

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
babies get hiccups / bees make honey / beavers build dams / birds suddenly appear (They Long to Be) Close to You — Song by Carpenters / babies spit up / beans make you fart / babies wear helmets / bears hibernate / bats hang upside down / boats float

C


I Googled:
why do c

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
cats purr / cats knead / cats lick you / cats sleep so much / coyotes howl / cats meow / cells divide / cats hate water / coyotes howl at night / cats have whiskers

D


I Googled:
why do d

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
dogs eat grass / dogs eat poop / dogs lick their paws / dogs lick you / dogs howl / dogs have whiskers / dogs sleep so much / dogs pant / dogs lick people / dogs chase their tails

E


I Googled:
why do e

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
earthquakes happen / eyes twitch / ears ring / economic growth rates matter / eyes change color / elephants have tusks / earrings smell / ears pop / eggs make me sick / eggs make my stomach hurt

F


I Googled:
why do f

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
Fools Fall in Love (1998 film) / farts smell / fisher cats scream / flamingos stand on one leg / flu shots hurt / fainting goats faint / flies exist / flies land on me / flies like poop / fools fall in love lyrics

G


I Googled:
why do g

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
girls have periods / goats faint / giraffes have long necks / girls sit on the dryer / good girls like bad guys lyrics / guinea pigs squeak / guinea pigs purr / geese fly in a v formation / girls like bad boys / goldfish turn black

H


I Googled:
why do h

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
horses need shoes / hiccups happen / hunters pattern their shotguns / hawks screech / hamsters eat their babies / hemorrhoids itch / humans cry / hydrogen bonds form in water / hamsters scream / headaches happen

I


I Googled:
why do i

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
i sweat so much / i have diarrhea / i feel nauseous / i bruise so easily / i feel dizzy / i have a headache / i pee so much / i have to pee so much / i feel so tired / i wake up with a headache

J


I Googled:
why do j

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
joints crack / jewish women wear wigs / jalapenos turn red / jews wear yamakas / japanese say san / judges wear robes / jews have curls / jellyfish sting / jehovah witnesses not vote / japanese wear masks

K


I Googled:
why do k

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
kittens purr / kittens bite / kegel exercises turn me on / kittens knead / kids wet the bed / knuckles crack / kids eat boogers / kids walk on their toes / kids hate school / kittens meow

L


I Googled:
why do l

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
leaves change color / leaves change color in the fall / leaves fall off trees / leaves change color for kids / lymph nodes swell / leaves turn color in the fall / llamas spit / leaves turn red / living things need water / lions roar

M


I Googled:
why do m

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
mosquito bites itch / men have nipples / my eyes hurt / my teeth hurt / my airpods keep disconnecting / my legs ache / my knees hurt / muscles twitch / my ears ring / moths like light