Are You As Smart As A Google Search Suggestion? by KlionskyG

Champion(s):

Ali


Runner(s)-Up:

emilyaviva
attention horseys and gentlecorns: trivia

Zippy


Quiz Description

Sitting in Somerville, MA, USA, on November 3 around 10pm, in an Incognito Chrome tab*, I Googled a variety of seed-phrases. Your task is to give ANY ONE of the search suggestions that followed the seed-phrase. Variation in "small" morphemes (articles, prepositions, plural vs. singular, part of speech, etc) will be ignored but you have to have all the morphemes present. (I guess I won't know until I see the submissions just how precise I need to be on this. Sorry this isn't a very clear definition.)


For example, for the seed-phrase "the inventor of", here are the results:
email / the light bulb / the telephone / the microscope / toaster strudel / basketball / the phonograph was / the cotton gin / the telegraph / peanut butter

I would accept "a lighbulb" or "the light bulb" or "the light bulb is" or "lightbulbs" but not "electric lights" or "light".
I would like to thank OneNote's Copy Text from Images feature and Notepad++'s Alt+selection and Find/Replace features for their assistance in producing this quiz. Have fun!

* - I don't know how many of these factors go into determining the top-ranked results, so I'm telling you as much background info as I can

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Questions:

I Googled:
where are the

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
kidneys located / lungs located / ozarks / hamptons / kidneys located in the body / fires in california / appalachian mountains / rocky mountains / maldives / polls

I Googled:
what's the point of

Name one suggestion.

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life / wisdom teeth / daylight savings time / being rich tyler / living / living anymore / minecraft / apple tv / a pergola / marriage

I Googled:
what are the only

Name one suggestion.

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prokaryotes / shockable rhythms / supplements you need / states that are officially bilingual / energy-yielding nutrients / types of prokaryotic cells / mammals that lay eggs / fears we are born with / double letters in spanish / true colors

I Googled:
one of the first

Name one suggestion.

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signs of an anastomotic/staple line leak is / ways to treat pain was / signs of covid / black mlb players / things affected by alcohol is / neolithic villages / signs of the growth spurt is / students of government / synonym

I Googled:
why don't the

Name one suggestion.

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two oceans mix / patriots play the buccaneers / amish use electricity / rich pay taxes / simpsons age / amish have mustaches / amish wear masks / amish use technology / patriots play in boston / amish pay taxes

I Googled:
how did

Name one suggestion.

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the spanish flu end / juice wrld die / bruce lee die / cameron boyce die / pop smoke die / michael jackson die / robin williams die / aang die / mac miller die / elvis die

I Googled:
have you ever considered

Name one suggestion.

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piracy / any real freedoms / joining time patrol / not doing it to em / that you ask too much / a career in gerontological nursing / a career in gerontology / starting your own business / involuntary redundancy / to study in a foreign country

I Googled:
is it true that

Name one suggestion.

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annabelle escaped / opposites attract / questions / frictional forces / tiktok is getting banned / strawberries have worms

I Googled:
can i dip

Name one suggestion.

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before blood work / after surgery / after tooth extraction / after a root canal / on a plane / pregnancy test in toilet / into my 401k / a clearblue pregnancy test / my toe nails

I Googled:
did mark twain

Name one suggestion.

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go to college / go to school / run for president / live in new york / win any awards / have siblings / die on his birthday / have a son / go to israel / fight for the confederacy

I Googled:
what animals like

Name one suggestion.

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garlic / to eat pumpkins / to eat mums / music / tomatoes / apples / watermelon / to be alone / to cuddle / pumpkins

I Googled:
what is the best way to

Name one suggestion.

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determine how fast to drive / lose belly fat / sleep / reboard a pwc in the water / learn spanish / invest money / treat a snakebite / clean hardwood floors / cook corn on the cob / store potatoes

This is not a real question in the quiz
Don't money it. I'm going to mark it wrong for everyone.
The answer that appears below will be a link to screenshots of all the searches.

Feel free to write me a nice letter saying just how much smarter you are than Google, or anything else you'd like to say. You may sign it or not. (JME1, I heartily await your submission here.)

Click to Reveal Answer
https://imgur.com/a/CvhhuLL