Mitch Hedberg Fill-In-The-Blank by RussB

Champion(s):

MassogliaB


Runner(s)-Up:

LuskT
Giggity.


Quiz Description

Given a Mitch Hedberg joke, a blank, and the number of words--fill in the blank. (Warning--some foul language.)

Full Results:

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Questions:

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally _____. (2 words)

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COOKS SHIT

I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see _____. (2 words)

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DR. ACULA

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a _____. (1 word)

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CAKE

We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes. You know what sweeten means, right? That’s a showbiz term for "_____". (3 words)

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ADD SUGAR TO

I'm against picketing, but _____. (7 words)

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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHOW IT

This jacket is dry clean only... which means _____. (2 words)

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IT'S DIRTY

Hey, you know what keeps me from acting? Fuckin'... _____. (1 word)

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AUDITIONS

Every book is a children's book if _____. (4 words)

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THE KID CAN READ

I say the word "totally" way too much. I need to change it and use a word that's different but means the same. "Mitch, do you like submarine sandwiches?" "_____!" (1 word)

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ALL-ENCOMPASSINGLY

I can't tell you what hotel I'm stayin' in, but _____. (5 words)

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THERE ARE TWO TREES INVOLVED

I went to the Home Depot yesterday, which was unnecessary; I need to go to the _____. It's just a bunch of guys standing around going "Hey, we ain't gotta fix shit." (2 words)

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APARTMENT DEPOT

An escalator can never break, it can only become _____. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily _____. Sorry for the convenience." (1 word)

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STAIRS