Carvel Cinematic Universe by BruceM

Champion(s):

AdamKing


Runner(s)-Up:

SorensonG


Quiz Description

Not a typo! Carvel is an ice cream franchise best known for certain anthropomorphic ice cream cakes. Despite the "Cinematic" part, this quiz is only a tiny bit film and otherwise a variety of trash on the same theme.

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Questions:

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Fudgie

In a Season 4 episode of The Office (U.S.), which character requests the aforementioned whale as a birthday cake?

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Andy Bernard

Cookie Puss (shown here) lent his name to "Cooky Puss," released in 1983 as the first hip-hop single by what (formerly punk) band that Adam Horovitz had recently joined?

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Beastie Boys

Kate Schellenbach played drums on "Cooky Puss" but left the aforementioned band soon after and went on to join which 1990s alternative trio, whose first top 40 hit was "Naked Eye"?

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Luscious Jackson

As noted in a 2014 Gothamist interview (with a Carvel PR person) and seen in various 1980s ads available on YouTube, what is the name of Cookie Puss's cousin, who pays a visit every March?

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Cookie O'Puss

Name this bear, featured in what Carvel describes as its "cuddliest" cake.

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Hug-Me the Bear

The name of the aforementioned bear also happens to be a phrase that appears on the necklace of a buxom waitress. An anagram of that phrase directs competitors to Miniature Golf World and furthers the plot of what 1980 screwball comedy featuring Alan Solomon as Leon?

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Midnight Madness

Scott, a member of the Yellow Team, was played in the aforementioned film by which actor (his big-screen debut, though IMDB lists prior TV credits)? You may have seen him more recently on Designated Survivor.

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Michael J. Fox

Jenna's scam against Carvel (getting refunds on free ice cream cakes) is the B-plot of which episode of 30 Rock? The title of this episode is a proper gerund that Jack uses to describe "a magic zone of error-free living" that only Lee Iacocca, Jack Welch, and Saddam Hussein have ever achieved.

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Reaganing

In a 1983 sketch, which SNL cast member plays Tim Carvel learning that a Carvel franchisee (Tim Kazurinsky) sells some rather naughty novelties (as seen in the next question)?

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Joe Piscopo

Any of three answers is acceptable. Name any one of the X-rated treats (from the aforementioned sketch) depicted here.

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Jingle Buns; Santa Snowballs; Peter the Yule Log

'Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual'

Your smith thought of Carvel (and the whale from question #1) when what software magnate turned Libertarian gadfly tweeted the above a few days ago?

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John McAfee