Smokey and the Bandit by RobinJRichards

Champion(s):

AdamKing


Runner(s)-Up:

AnthonyBianca
The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.

DFisher


Quiz Description

In light of the recent passing of Burt Reynolds, let's go eastbound and down and answer the following on his magnum opus to bootlegging and fast driving.

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Questions:

To start: a fast Trans-Am down the middle of the road. It's only mentioned once in the film, and we find out his last name is Darville. What is the Bandit's first name?

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Bo

This person directed SATB, wrote the screenplay and even drove the Trans-Am over the bridge as a stunt driver. He was known for his five film partnership with Burt Reynolds.

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Hal Needam

Speaking of that five film partnership: other than SATB and The Cannonball Run, name any one of the other three films in the [answer to Q2]-Reynolds universe.

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Hooper, Stroker Ace, Megaforce

As described by one of the youths confronted by Buford T. Justice, what was the Bandit's rear licence plate on his Trans-Am? FSU, Burt Reynolds' alma mater, will wear a special helmet sticker of this tag in their game on September 8th.

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BAN-ONE [With the Georgia missing from the top of the FSU sticker, of course.]

The Bandit's job is known as a "blocker" for a trucker named Cletus and his pet basset hound. Give the CB handle (nickname) of Cletus and the name of his dog, who loved hamburgers.

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Snowman and Fred

The Bandit and [the answer to Q5] were requested by Big and Little Enos to deliver 400 cases of this brand to Atlanta in 28 hours. Moving this product east of Oklahoma is (kinda sorta) bootlegging, but don't tell that to Gerald Ford or Dwight Eisenhower, the latter of which used the Air Force to keep him supplied. The 28 hour deadline was due to the fact the product had a very short shelf life due to its lack of preservatives.

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Coors

During the run back, Bandit picks up a runaway bride named Carrie, who would have been the future daughter-in-law for Buford T. Justice. Bandit gave her this CB handle because she was cute, always hoppin' and the fact he wants to jump her.

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Frog

If anyone has ever seen the original non-TV version of SATB, there was some heavy editing and dubbing of dialogue to make it safe for air. One of the most famous unintended consequences of this was the use of this term for Jackie Gleason's "Sum Bitch." It made its way onto the back of a Hot Wheels 1970 Firebird toy car in 2007.

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Scum Bum

In the famous "choke and puke" scene where Buford T. Justice and the Bandit unknowingly meet each other, the former orders this kind of sandwich with a Dr. Pepper, which the Bandit gladly pays for. The sandwich is a spicer version of a sloppy joe with either taco seasoning or hot sauce added to the mix.

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Diablo

At the end of the film, Big Enos gives Bandit the keys to his Cadillac (leaving him an even dozen) and a request for him to bring a certain delicacy back to Atlanta within 18 hours. Where was the Bandit ordered to go? In order for this to be successful, Bandit and Co. would have to average 120 MPH the whole time there and back.

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Boston [for clam chowder]

In the same scene involving Q12, Buford T. Justice tells Junior to "put the evidence in the car" to which Junior is later seen comically sitting in the front seat with the evidence in front of him. What was the "evidence?"

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a (broken off) car door (from his sheriff's car that a speeding semi truck broke off)

As a result of Junior's stupidty during Q11, Buford T. Justice says this. Finish the quote: "There's no way, *no* way that you could come from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is BLANK." [Hint: six words.]

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punch yo mamma in da mouth! [we will accept normal sounding versions of this quote as long as momma is punched in the mouth and it's six words]