Video Game Plots, explained badly by RoseM2

Champion(s):

UllspergerA


Runner(s)-Up:

drakethatsme


Quiz Description

Remember the #explainafilmplotbadly Twitter meme? It's the same idea, only this time, with video games. I'll give you a (terrible, but amusing) summary of the game's plot, along with the platform for which it was originally released; you give me the title of the game. All of these are well-known titles; the trick is in puzzling them out. Low difficulty, mostly an excuse for a laugh. Some summaries taken from funnier people than myself, across the Internet.

Full Results:

Rank Player Total %ile 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Money Value (% Incorrect): 40 30 90 17 34 40 40 80 40 80 30 77
1 UllspergerA 439 98 15
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2 drakethatsme 416 95 15
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77
3 SchroederS 410 91 00
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4 SegalP 396 88 15
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77
5 BrownellA 390 85 15
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6 MarcotteM 384 81 15
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7 LairdM 369 78 15
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34
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8 MercureT 359 75 15
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9 Meredith81 347 71 00
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77
10 LackC 344 68 15
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11 HoH 307 65 00
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12 Chris 304 60 15
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12 minarik15 304 60 15
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14 StrattonT 291 55 15
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15 jefe 289 50 15
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15 Akosua 289 50 15
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17 SpencerJ2 261 45 15
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18 WangA 251 40 15
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18 JamesQA 251 40 00
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20 DaviesML 219 35 15
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21 CamMacInnis 187 31 15
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22 Cak5068 177 28 00
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23 CooperJ 136 25 15
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24 BlomE 132 21 00
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25 SorensonG 126 18 00
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26 GuyR 100 15 00
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27 LuskT 77 11 00
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28 RoseM 0 5 00
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28 econgator 0 5 00
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28 JordanG 0 5 00
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Questions:

Spaceman rallies peaceful multi-colored tribes; begins brutal war of attrition. (GameCube)

Click to Reveal Answer
Pikmin

Highly suggestible tourist murders swathes of addicts in a swanky undersea fish bowl. (multiple)

Click to Reveal Answer
Bioshock

A highly evolved Jawa lookalike tries to escape Tatooine; ends up on Hoth. (PS3)

Click to Reveal Answer
Journey

Bloodthirsty teens force local wildlife into servitude, conduct animal fight club. (Game Boy)

Click to Reveal Answer
Pokemon

An ambitious prince crushes hordes of humans into a writhing, nightmare ball in order to impress his father. (PS2)

Click to Reveal Answer
Katamari Damacy

A convicted killer takes a young girl on a hugely dangerous hike. (Multiple)

Click to Reveal Answer
The Walking Dead

A woman really good at parkour attempts to outrun a group of people who are also really good at parkour. (multiple)

Click to Reveal Answer
Mirror's Edge

She was your daughter all along. Also, everyone's a flaming racist. (multiple)

Click to Reveal Answer
Bioshock Infinite

A vague but sinister voice tells you to stab giants in the head, because... reasons? (PS2)

Click to Reveal Answer
Shadow of the Colossus

Getting mugged prompts the world's worst desert hike. Also, a toaster wants to kill you. (multiple)

Click to Reveal Answer
Fallout: New Vegas

Shouting contest with dragons. (multiple)

Click to Reveal Answer
Skyrim

Damn it, Anders. (multiple)

Click to Reveal Answer
Dragon Age II