Simpsons Guest Stars/Guest Star Characters by Quotation by KearnsT

Champion(s):

proa


Runner(s)-Up:

zerocrates
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Quiz Description

There have been many, many, many Simpsons guest stars who have had memorable moments, including a few who have made repeat appearances. From a single line of dialogue (courtesy of SimpsonsArchive.com or IMDB.com), give the specified identification.

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Questions:

"Mrs. Krabappel, are you trying to seduce me?"

-Name this CHARACTER.

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Mr. Bergstrom

"I made baseball as fun as doing your taxes!"

-Name this GUEST STAR.

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Bill James

"Poor Bart. You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, theres nothing funny about... vapor lock. It's the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm [ANSWER]. Good night!"

-Name this GUEST STAR. (edited at 6:20 pm, September 26, 2017 (PDT))

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Joe Namath

"Hold on folks. The man's talking about waste management, that affects the whole damn planet!"

-Name this GUEST STAR.

Click to Reveal Answer
Bono

"No! The world needs laughter."

-Name this GUEST STAR.

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Leonard Nimoy

"Revenge? Of course! But why wound his body with bullets, when I can set his soul on fire with a slanderous mambo? Listen, if you will, to my revenge."

-Name this GUEST STAR.

Click to Reveal Answer
Tito Puente

"The tartar sauce, the bathroom key, drying your boss's hands! You did it all! It was never the hair! You did it because you could and you still can."

-Name EITHER the character OR the guest star

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Karl (Harvey Fierstein)

"He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me. Luckily, I was carrying an umbrella at the time."

-Name EITHER the character OR the guest star

Click to Reveal Answer
Chester J. Lampwick (Kirk Douglas)

"You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you."

-Name EITHER the character OR the guest star

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Rex Banner (Dave Thomas)

"You know we had fun at the expense of the US Navy who are out there every day protecting us from Godzilla."

-Name this GUEST STAR.

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Justin Timberlake

"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way. Besides, it freed me to my true calling."

-Name EITHER the character OR the guest star.

Click to Reveal Answer
Cecil Terwilliger (David Hyde Pierce)

"The forks! Use the forks!"

-Name the GUEST STAR.

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Mark Hamill

"Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?"

-Name the GUEST STAR.

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Mark McGwire

"There's a swingin' town I know called... Capital City."

-Name the GUEST STAR. (edited at 6:20 pm, September 26, 2017 (PDT))

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Tony Bennett

"No, ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing."

-Name EITHER the character OR the guest star.

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John Waters

"Little Ditty about Homer and Marge. Her heart was as big as his stomach was large."

-Name the GUEST STAR.

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"Weird Al" Yankovic

"We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush; they'd be allowed to go at their own pace."

-Name this CHARACTER. (edited at 8:59 am, September 27, 2017 (PDT))

Click to Reveal Answer
Hank Scorpio