The Mofo Quiz (NSFW Language) by BruceM

Two answers required. "Motherfucker" is sixth in George Carlin's list of "the seven words you can never say on television" (also known as the Seven Dirty Words). In order, what two words immediately precede and follow "motherfucker" in that list?

Two answers required. "I've had it with these [BLANK] snakes on this [BLANK] plane!"

Please fill in both blanks, not as Samuel L. Jackson delivered that line of Snakes on a Plane but rather as the cable channel FX infamously dubbed them for broadcast.

Two answers required. "The hurricane is going to do less damage to schools than you are, Motherfucker"

Name both the pundit who tweeted that on August 28, 2017, and the cabinet member (the person, not the office) at whom it was directed.

(As an aside, the tweet being asked about here inspired your smith to finally write this quiz, although the idea dates to the performance described in question 12.)

Which band sang the lyrics below in a 1990s hit?

"I got a dalmatian, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a motherfucking riot."

Which song by Guns N' Roses (immediately preceding "Paradise City" on Appetite for Destruction) contains the lyrics below?

"Now I get up around whenever
I used ta get up on time
But that old man he's a real muthafucker
Gonna kick him on down the line"

Which baseball player explains to Jim Bouton and Houston Astros teammates the difference between a "regular curve" and a "motherfucking curve" in one passage of Ball Four? Decades later he would inspire the name of a weblog cofounded by Michael Schur.

What name fills in the blank of this exchange between Hans Gruber and John McClane in the movie Die Hard?

"You know my name, but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?"

"I was always kind of partial to [BLANK], actually. I really like those sequined shirts."

"Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"

"Yippee-Ki-Yay, motherfucker!"

In which 2003 heist film does Skinny Pete give this advice to Charlie Croker?

"if there’s one thing I know, it’s that you never mess with Mother Nature, mother-in-laws, or mother-fucking Ukrainians."

Which conservative think tank did Paul Weyrich, Edwin Feulner, and Joseph Coors co-found in 1973? Its Mandate for Leadership report influenced Reagan administration policy especially on the size of the federal government.

More recently, Steve Bannon called Paul Ryan "a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at" this organization.

Which band brought us these in a track from the Black Sunday album?

"Look bib you it heard on the radio
You seen it on the TV show,
A to the K
A to the motherfucking Z "

This band also guest-stars as themselves on "Homerpalooza," the Simpsons episode in which Peter Frampton laments: "Homer Simpson wrecks my pig, [BLANK] steals my orchestra, and Sonic Youth's in my cooler!"

Which Dr. Dre song (featuring Snoop Dogg) refers to the latter as "the motherfucking D-O-double-G," asks "You know who's back up in this motherfucker?", and closes with an exhortation to "smoke weed every day"?

What Canadian wears a wig and a body suit to perform (supposedly in the nude) "Step Brother to Jesus" as an homage to 1970s musicals?

When your smith saw him perform that song live, this actor/comedian (Ned Nederlander among other roles) said "Top THAT, motherfucker!" to his slightly more famous touring partner. At that same concert, although this impressionist is neither a banjo player nor a member of Steep Canyon Rangers, he wore pigtails and a dress to accompany the murder ballad "Pretty Little One."