Alpaca Farm (beta)

Monty Python's Naughty Bits by Crow-T-Robot

Champion(s):

jsparkyp
Wished I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana...

Runner(s)-Up:

samross125

StahlhutJ
I'm younger than the rest of you put together! -- Pierce Hawthorne

Quiz Description

Simple: I will provide you with a quote or piece of dialogue from a sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus, you name the sketch. The name doesn't have to be verbatim, but it should be pretty close.

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1 jsparkyp 411 98 15
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2 samross125 397 94 15
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2 StahlhutJ 397 94 15
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4 BradburnA 384 90 15
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5 NathanL 368 87 15
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8 WeikleB 323 79 15
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9 LoveF 314 76 15
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10 tabstop 312 72 15
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Questions:

Question 1

"Well, what?"
"That wasn't really five minutes, just now."

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The Argument Clinic

Question 2

"One of the cross beams gone out of skew on the treadle."

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The Spanish Inquisition (No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!)

Question 3

"Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products."

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Ministry of Silly Walks

Question 4

"Shut up! Bloody Vikings!"

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Spam

Question 5

"Beckenbauer a bit of a surprise, there..."

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Philosopher's World Cup

Question 6

"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

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The Funniest Joke in the World

Question 7

"Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!"

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The Bruces

Question 8

"Finest in the district, sir!"
"Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please."
"Well, it's so clean!"

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The Cheese Shop

Question 9

"My nipples explode with delight!"

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Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

Question 10

"On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea."

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The Lumberjack Song

Question 11

"'Allo, Miss?"
"What do you mean, miss?"
"I'm sorry, I have a cold."

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Dead Parrot Sketch

Question 12

"And now he's going to shoot the rabbit, and these rabbits have been tied to the ground."

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Upper Class Twit of the Year