Weird Al: Running with Scissors by RFedewa

Champion(s):

Projectyl
Under no circumstances should I be permitted to engage in agriculture.


Runner(s)-Up:

TravisW


Quiz Description

Can you answer these 12 questions about the 12 tracks on the album "Running with Scissors"?

Full Results:

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1 Projectyl 496 98 15
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2 TravisW 470 95 15
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3 SlickRick87 459 93 15
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4 VenguswamyK 451 90 15
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5 PatschakB 441 87 15
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6 BClemens 438 84 15
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7 RobinJRichards 383 81 15
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8 SpencerJ2 380 79 15
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9 HightB 375 76 15
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10 CrocettoR 371 73 15
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11 kanyewesteros 357 70 15
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12 PipkeR 347 68 15
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13 MyrowitzJ 344 65 15
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14 DoyleE 339 62 15
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18 AdamKing 259 50 00
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21 RubinBN 233 43 15
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22 LuskT 231 40 15
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23 TreeceW 220 37 15
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Questions:

In the song "The Saga Begins", what response does Qui-Gon have to Yoda/the Jedi Council when they forbade training because "Yoda sensed in him much fear"?

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"Just stick it in your pointy ear" and/or "I still will teach this boy"

Which artist does the singer of "My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder" plan to start stalking to try and make his girlfriend jealous?

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Alanis Morissette

"Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" was co-written by Weird Al and what singer/songwriter for the Offspring, who also wrote the song "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)" that it was meant to parody?

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Bryan "Dexter" Holland

In "The Weird Al Show Theme", what type of farm did Al supposedly work on?

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Tater-Tot

What infamous talk show was the subject of the parody of the song "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies?

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Jerry Springer

The song "Germs" is a style-parody of what Trent Reznor-founded band?

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Nine Inch Nails

In "Polka Power", the following 14 artists are covered. Name any 5 of the songs covered in the Polka, with no erroneous answers. Spice Girls Harvey Danger Pras (featuring Ol' Dirty Bastard and Mya) Backstreet Boys Smash Mouth Beastie Boys Chumbawumba Madonna Matchbox Twenty Third Eye Blind Marilyn Manson Hanson Marcy Playground Semisonic

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Wannabe, Flagpole Sitta, Ghetto Superstar, Everybody (Backstreet's Back), Walkin' on the Sun, Intergalactic, Tubthumping, Ray of Light, Push, Semi-Charmed Life, The Dope Show, MMMBop, Sex and Candy, Closing Time

Give your astrological sign (unless it's Ophiuchus, sorry) and then give either of the horoscopes given for your sign in the song "Your Horoscope for Today".

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Answers will vary...widely

In "It's All About the Pentiums", after noting that "your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax", the singer dismissively asks if you got your CPU from where?

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A Box of Cracker Jacks

Finish the lyric from "Truck Drivin' Song": My diesel rig is northward bound It's time to put that hammer down Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel But it's sure hard to hold the wheel While I'm waiting ______________

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for my nails to dry

Finish the lyrics from "Grapefruit Diet" (you must be able to fill in both blanks): Walked down an alley and _______; I got more _____________________.

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I got stuck ; rolls than a pastry truck

The last track on the album is, in this writer's opinion, one of the greatest lyrical poetic masterpieces the human species has ever conceived, and will be the entire subject of another quiz soon. But for now, what is the name of that track? Because, as we all know, if one day you happen to wake up, and find yourself in an existential quandary, full of loathing and self-doubt, and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing - somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours, that there's still a little place......called....? (Spelling, at least for the first five letters, will be graded.)

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Albuquerque