Fictional Résumés by petkunm

Champion(s):

Ethan
I'm just a boy with a new haircut, and it's a pretty nice haircut


Runner(s)-Up:

MyrowitzJ
The smartest part of me will always be my ass.


Quiz Description

A quiz celebrating the careers and accomplishments of fictional characters

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1 Ethan 484 99 15
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Questions:

A certain one-eyed character has played a lead role in two feature films. The first of these films takes its title from the corporation where he works. The second takes its title from his alma mater. What is the name of this character?

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Mike Wazowski

What character worked as a bookkeeper before operating a car wash alongside her husband, a former teacher?

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Skyler White

I know I run the risk of eliciting stupid answers, but I'll ask anyway: What is the name of the fictional second baseman for the St. Louis Wolves?

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What

Though most of his positions were unfortunately short-lived, what character has held a series of jobs including actor, scientist's assistant, secretary, gym teacher, and auctioneer?

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Count Olaf

Whose résumé might include the following excerpts? -Qualifications: Black belt in karate -Employer: The city -Interests: Taking lots of vitamins Although she is not a character from television or film, Westworld sure could use someone with her expertise right now.

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Yoshimi

What character, whose best-known personality trait is perhaps his laziness, was introduced in September 1950 as a student at Rockview University? He enlisted in the U.S. Army nine months later, and has served as a Private ever since.

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Beetle Bailey

Beginning his career as a hedge knight, what character spent time as a sworn sword and a mystery knight before eventually rising to the position of Lord Commander of the Kingsguard during the reign of King Aegon V Targaryen?

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Ser Duncan the Tall

Due to a change in her living situation, a character was forced to stop working at her job making and selling soap. In her new home, she began using her business acumen to illicitly sell certain clothing items. What first name is shared by this character and the real-life person on whom she is based?

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Piper

What literary character's accomplishments include becoming a chess champion, a harmonica player, and an astronaut? When his story was adapted for the big screen, the aforementioned experiences were omitted, as the film focused more on his military, athletic, and business careers.

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Forrest Gump

Though her job is to run tests at Aperture Science's research facility, what character has also dabbled in music, singing the songs "Still Alive" and "Want You Gone"? (And yes, I realize that a non-human like her would not be writing a résumé.)

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GLaDOS

Whose official website says, "On July 26th, 2015, [character's name](I-IA) officially filed as a candidate for President"? The site also displays a t-shirt with the slogan, "BALLS IN YOUR COURT AMERICA".

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Deez Nuts

What character, created by Peggy Parish, has briefly tried filling in as a substitute teacher and helping out at a doctor's office, in addition to her main job as a maid? As she has struggled in many of these roles, perhaps someone should have offered to lend her a hand... although I'm afraid of what would happen if she took that offer as literally as she takes most idioms.

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Amelia Bedelia