I'm not a doctor, but I play one by Egantx7

Champion(s):

HowellT3


Runner(s)-Up:

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Quiz Description

Answer these questions about fictional doctors. To be clear we are specifically talking about doctors in the medical field not PhDs in other fields ... so no one will have to be naming Dr. Indiana Jones, doll!

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Questions:

In the novels where this character is first introduced, he is politically conservative and married; not far off from his film portrayal, but vastly different from his television portrayal. In the novel and in the film, this character claims to have intercepted a pass in a football game off of Dartmouth's quarterback, John McIntyre, who becomes one of this character's colleagues. Identify this character who first appeared in a 1968 Richard Hooker novel, and whose nickname was taken from a character in the only novel that his dad ever read.

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Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce

This doctor has a middle initial of "H", a wife named Mary, and the first story this man appears in is subtitled as being told from his perspective. That same first story establishes that this man earned his medical degree from the University of London in 1878 before serving in the army where he was wounded at the Battle of Maiwand in the Second Anglo-Afghan War.

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Dr. John H. Watson (flatmate and partner of Sherlock Holmes)

This doctor adopts the three kids of Charlotte Cooper after that woman is killed by a rattlesnake. Her Boston Brahmin mother is not supportive of her move from Boston, but later supports her, even attending her wedding to Sully. Name this doctor whose first name was "Michaela".

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(Dr.) Quinn, (Medicine Woman)

In which 1924 novel does a Dr. Aziz get accused of raping Adela while on an excursion to the Malabar Caves?

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A Passage to India

When we first meet this polymath, he is performing surgery to remove a pineal tumor from an "Eskimo boy". This is only the start of his day which will end with him playing lead guitar and lead vocals for his band, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, and racing a car across the salt flats to breach the dimensional barrier. Identify this guy who had some problems with a bunch of guys named John, and once cautioned: Don't be mean ... (because) no matter where you go, there you are.

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Dr. Buckaroo Banzai

This doctor graduated from Johns Hopkins and has a wife named Bernice. He is a member of the local Republican Party, once noting that fur isn't murder, but paying for it is. One of his brothers is a deceased jazz saxophonist, and at the local Stonecutter's Lodge, he is Number 2. A 12% owner of The Slaughterhouse, a local steakhouse, identify this doctor who cares for the residents of Springfield, including the Simpson family, when they can afford him.

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Dr. Julius Hibbert

Which actor played a doctor named "Rumack" on the silver screen? Like Sean Connery, Rumack is not above slapping a hysterical woman, and Rumack is also not above lying to a bunch of people in order to keep them calm. About the only thing we know about Rumack's history is that, while serving in the military during the war, he lost a patient, a pilot named George Zipp. Identify the actor who played Dr. Rumack, a doctor who may have actually ended up saving many lives simply because he had the lasagna.

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Leslie Nielsen

A native of Lithuania, this doctor got his medical training at Johns Hopkins. Orphaned at a young age, he is raised by his uncle Robert and his Japanese wife, who manages to form a strong bond with him. Until he had it removed, he had a second middle finger on his left hand. A one time surgeon-turned-psychiatrist, name this doctor who on occasion helps law enforcement track killers ... at least when he's not quietly upping the body count on his own.

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Dr. Hannibal Lecter

Alex Kingston may be known to some for playing the character River Song, on Doctor Who, but before that she played the role of Dr. Elizabeth Corday on what US television series?

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ER

This doctor was largely based on Thomas Noguchi. This widower lived on a houseboat, and was assisted by Sam Fujiyama. Identify this crime solving medical examiner whose first name was never revealed, played by the late great Jack Klugman with a great jazzy musical theme!

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Quincy (M.E.)

Had this series continued, the title character would have left medicine to become a writer, something that was foreshadowed throughout the series. This character's interest in medicine stemmed from his own father diagnosing him with leukemia, and surviving it twice. Identify this series or title character who falls for the beautiful Wanda, and hangs out with Vinnie Delpino.

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Doogie Howser, (M.D.)

In this novel, the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg, an occulist, are described as blue, with retinas a yard high ... at least in the advertising sign on which he appears, looking over a desolate land, and it is George who seems to connect the ever watching doctors eyes to God, while talking to Myrtle. Identify this novel in which the doctor appears to be watching over the "valley of ashes", which represents the lost American Dream.

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The Great Gatsby