As Far As I Know, These Movies Do Not Involve Tom Hanks, But Who Is That? by BringMoreLegos

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Quiz Description

Apparently, there's a movie actor named Tom Hanks, but I can't recall ever having seen him in anything despite his supposedly prolific career. Anyway, every answer in this quiz is a movie that I know. By my recollection, Tom Hanks does not appear in any of them, but since I don't know who that is, I can't exactly guarantee he won't show up at some point. Good luck!

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Questions:

For much of the running time of this Robert Zemeckis film, the only character appearing onscreen (at least as far as I remember) is an inanimate object stained with blood (though I can't for the life of me determine whose blood it is).

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CAST AWAY

The mechanical fortuneteller Zoltar plays a key role in the events of this film, which to my knowledge does not star Tom Hanks (though I remain clueless as to who that is).

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BIG

If Tom Hanks were in all of the movies in this quiz, it would make him a great link in the Six Degrees to Kevin Bacon game, since the latter appears as last-minute substitute Jack Swigert in this historical drama. Unfortunately (and admittedly this is complete conjecture), I'm pretty sure Tom Hanks is in none of these.

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APOLLO 13

Felicity Jones crisscrosses Europe in this film, part of a trilogy of blockbuster mystery thrillers and about which I am leaning toward "no" regarding the possible appearance of Tom Hanks (though I can't rule it out).

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INFERNO

I didn't hear the voice of Tom Hanks in this semi-dystopian 2010 sequel to a groundbreaking 1995 film (but to be fair, I have no idea what he sounds like). (edited at 3:34 pm, January 19, 2017 (EST))

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TOY STORY 3

This film won Bruce Springsteen an Academy Award. No idea what it would've done for Tom Hanks's career, as he was not involved (unless of course I'm mistaken).

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PHILADELPHIA

The mujahideen and the Soviets were combatants in the titular conflict of this screenplay by Aaron Sorkin, whom Tom Hanks probably would've met if he were in this film (which, if memory serves, he wasn't, though don't take that as gospel).

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CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR

I've established that I am at sea regarding the career of Tom Hanks, but luckily he doesn't appear (to my knowledge) in this classic tale of sibling rivalry in wartime America, by the same director as [Question 2].

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A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN

Our beloved Carrie Fisher appeared in this madcap film that takes place on a cul-de-sac; I'm sure if Tom Hanks had been in it (which, who knows, is theoretically possible), he would have fond memories of her to share.

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THE 'BURBS

The musical She Loves Me! is based on the same Hungarian play as this film, and I am lost vis-à-vis any role Tom Hanks may have had (though he could be in there for all I know).

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YOU'VE GOT MAIL

This film was inspired by the true story of Mehran Karimi Nasseri, though if anyone was playing the character based on Nasseri himself, I'm certainly not aware of it (but don't take my word for it).

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THE TERMINAL

The crazy thing regarding this 1996 film with a hit soundtrack is that I have no idea who wrote or directed it, though I can assure you (albeit with some uncertainty) that Tom Hanks did not appear in it.

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THAT THING YOU DO!

In this somewhat disturbing film about a titular plaything, Elijah Wood stars as a younger version of another actor, and while I can't say who that is, I don't think it's Tom Hanks (and my apologies if I've misled you).

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RADIO FLYER

Barkhad Abdi was propelled to stardom with his memorable quote from this film, though whom he said it to is a mystery to me (and if it's Tom Hanks, well, boy is my face red).

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CAPTAIN PHILLIPS

Unrelated to (but not unlike) my confusion regarding this Tom Hanks fellow, I have no idea what dogs are. That's neither here nor there, but great swaths of this buddy-cop comedy starring Reginald VelJohnson and Mare Winningham are completely unintelligible to me.

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TURNER AND HOOCH