Before And After...And After V by kanyewesteros

A legendary terrible ABC sitcom about a former governor and presidential candidate, a mother/daughter combination, and Motley Crue (4 clauses)

An opera about an international thief and zoo/sports mascot describes the sky falling on a young female shepherd spying lasciviously on a man and his volleyball. The man also once owned the record for career home runs, served as vice president, and worked at Chipotle. (10 clauses)

A song by both Eminem and 3 Doors Down (one song, same title) featured in a heist movie made in 1974 and remade in 2000 with Nicolas Cage. A slightly lower-ranking angry paraplegic who resents his upbeat friend reads a Roald Dahl book about James Bond (6 clauses)

A former number one overall pick from Duke listens to the Devil and God raging inside of him while wearing a pair of sneakers and doing a women's gymnastics event. Then he watches Star Trek and Eurotrip while using an idiomatic expression for having no idea who somebody is. Finally, he listens to a late-70s English New Wave band, Dave Matthews, and Death Cab For Cutie while building a nuclear weapon with Tim Gunn. (12 clauses)

A French saint visits a Parisian monument where Nazis are getting jiggy with Han Solo, a Super Smash Brothers character (more specifically, a move of his), a violent puppet show, and an honored actress. (8 clauses)

An adolescent with magic powers performs voodoo in a phone booth-like object with Abbott and Costello, Diane Keaton and Goldie Hawn while eating a Keebler wafer at a rural restaurant chain. (7 clauses)

An ESPN show about preventing outbreaks during placebo treatments of the band that sings "Tongue Tied", the Beatles, Spike Lee, a pair of mischievous Dr. Seuss characters, and extraordinarily vulgar hip-hop artists. (8 clauses)

A San Antonio Spur sings Hallelujah during a northern murder investigation with nursery rhyme characters and the spectre of death (5 clauses)

Let the dogs out on this relationship book about an armless woman and two animal friends sittin' on the dock of the bay while playing Monopoly (6 clauses)

The show that bridges the gap between Elaine Benes and Selina Meyer features a running back who has played in 2016 for the Seahawks and Packers joining a six-time NBA Finals MVP and a Carolina Hurricane from a prolific hockey family in a German prisoner of war camp production of a musical mashup between early America and The Music Man. (7 clauses) (edited at 1:05 pm, December 2, 2016 (EST))

Ben Folds' song about an Arrested Development character with alopecia who attends school with Obama's daughters using antiquated slang for gay men while talking to a Catholic activist, The Beatles, Monty Python, and a different British musician. (8 clauses)

Molly Ringwald collaborates with John Cougar Mellencamp and Led Zeppelin to honor a member of the trinity and Norman Greenbaum, then they all go shopping on a plane with Kevin Smith. (7 clauses)