The Answer Is Not Franklin Pierce by kanyewesteros

Champion(s):

Kloefkorn


Runner(s)-Up:

MyrowitzJ
The smartest part of me will always be my ass.


Quiz Description

It's been a long tim since I busted out one of these quizzes, so here's the rub. The unifying theme to this quiz is that the answer is not Franklin Pierce. If you think the answer is Franklin Pierce, you should answer "I Refuse To Answer."

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Questions:

What female tennis player, who successfully obtained a restraining order against her father, is the most recent French person to win the French Open, in 2000?

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Mary Pierce

What was the name of the curmudgeonly and often prejudiced character played by Chevy Chase on NBC's Community?

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Pierce Hawthorne

The song "Franklin's Tower" by the Grateful Dead has an oft-repeated motif of a single four-word phrase. What is that phrase, the first two words of which are the same two words as a four-word song by Mumford and Sons referencing a biblical event?

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Roll Away The Dew

Franklin is a children's book series and television show about an anthropomorphic animal. What type of animal is Franklin?

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Turtle

What is the common name given to the series of violent confrontations between pro-slavery and anti-slavery factions following Franklin Pierce's 1854 passage of a certain act?

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Bleeding Kansas

Los Angeles Clipper Paul Pierce ("The Truth") was a member of a famous "Big Three" during his tenure with the Boston Celtics. Name the other two players, both retired, who made up that Big Three.

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Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen

Benjamin Franklin, among his many other talents, published a yearly pamphlet from 1732 to 1758. What was the name of this pamphlet? Note that in this case I will be very strict about spelling.

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Poor Richard's Almanack

In what state was Franklin Pierce born?

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New Hampshire

Who is the only U.S. President born in 1804?

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I Refuse To Answer

On July 31, 1968, Charles Schulz introduced Franklin, the first African-American member of the Peanuts gang. Where does Franklin and Charlie Brown's first meeting take place?

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At the beach

Name three of the four James Bond movies in which Pierce Brosnan appears.

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Goldeneye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The World Is Not Enough, Die Another Day

One of Aretha Franklin's biggest hits, written by Carole King and Gerry Goffin in 1967, has eight words, some of which are in parentheses. What is the exact title of that song, with the parentheses in the right place?

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(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman