Universal Stumpers Vol. I by Sijnaanik

Champion(s):

ChernicoffS
Even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked. —Bob Dylan


Runner(s)-Up:

Kloefkorn


Quiz Description

For the better part of a decade, I've been a part time trivia host at a few local bars, and have written a couple thousand trivia questions for these events. Our regulars are in general above average trivia players, but nevertheless, every now and then a question stumps everyone. Whether it's because the question was particularly difficult, the crowd was particularly small, or everyone that night was particularly dim, I can't say. But I thought this would be a good place to give them another go, as we have a lot of fiendishly smart people, as well as a wider audience. Beyond having a 0% get rate when I initially asked them, there is no category or theme to any of these. See if you can outsmart my regulars.

Full Results:

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1 ChernicoffS 556 99 15
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2 Kloefkorn 550 97 15
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3 WilliamsK 476 96 15
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4 tara 471 95 00
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5 ESB 461 93 15
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6 LuskT 444 92 15
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7 FryedBetaKappa 440 90 00
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8 KreitzerJ 439 89 15
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9 MyrowitzJ 436 87 15
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10 AinslieM 424 86 00
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11 VenguswamyK 421 85 15
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12 WeikleB 416 83 15
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13 Egantx7 412 82 15
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14 UllspergerA 404 80 15
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15 AdamKing 394 79 00
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16 ChrisRosenberg 386 77 15
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17 claysonh 378 76 00
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18 RautY 348 75 15
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19 RichmondJ 333 73 00
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20 CarterBurke 332 72 00
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21 Rhea428 326 70 00
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22 cummingsj 311 69 15
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23 StahlhutJ 301 67 15
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24 JacobyJ 293 66 15
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25 ElendilPickle 287 65 00
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26 LoveF 284 63 00
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27 GoodmanDL 275 62 00
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28 JonesRW 249 60 00
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31 SorensonG 245 56 00
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32 RossS 233 52 00
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32 NathanL 233 52 00
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32 Vintsanity 233 52 00
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32 GrahamJ 233 52 15
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36 OlewnickB 229 49 15
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38 BillPennington 205 46 00
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39 Tarn 202 44 00
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Questions:

What phylum does most animal life belong to?

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Arthropods (Arthropoda)

The 13th century uprising sometimes called “The War of the Vespers” expelled the French forces of Charles of Anjou from where?

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Sicily

Though he only appeared in one episode, what actor played Phoebe’s dad in the series Friends?

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Bob Balaban

In what city did the Playboy Riots take place?

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Dublin

A character briefly appearing in the Peanuts comic strip has what number for a name?

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5 (full name: 555 95472)

What city is the destination of the midnight train in the Roger Miller song King of the Road?

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Bangor, Maine

Who created the character Sam Spade?

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Dashiell Hammett

The phrase “Warts and all” is attributed to what historical figure’s orders to his portraitist?

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Oliver Cromwell

What was Gopher’s job on The Love Boat?

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Purser

What major city is served by General Mitchell International Airport?

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Milwaukee

What comes next in this progression: sécurité…pan-pan….

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Mayday

Who was "dead for a ducat"?

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Polonius