Things that aren't Rick & Morty by BruceM

Champion(s):

VenguswamyK
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi


Runner(s)-Up:

Vintsanity
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.


Quiz Description

Everything that isn't bold or in parentheses or brackets is verbatim from a random Twitter thread, with typos fixed (I hope). I had to stop at 25 (and get rid of a couple lame ones); the thread goes on a lot further.

Full Results:

Rank Player Total %ile 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
Money Value (% Incorrect): 06 12 15 48 59 12 80 21 36 95 95 24 50 56 98 95 03 33 21 00 98 50 74 86 18
1 VenguswamyK 1069 98 15
15
15
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48
15
59
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15
80
15
15
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95
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95
15
15
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00
15
95
15
15
15
15
15
98
15
50
15
15
86
15
18
2 Vintsanity 760 95 15
15
15
15
48
15
59
15
15
80
15
15
36
00
00
15
24
15
50
00
00
00
00
15
15
33
15
15
00
00
15
74
15
86
15
3 NathanL 670 92 15
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15
15
59
15
12
00
15
15
36
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95
00
15
24
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50
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56
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15
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50
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15
18
4 akambour 653 89 15
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48
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59
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24
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50
15
56
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00
15
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33
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21
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15
74
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18
5 IvixorB 617 86 15
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59
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36
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24
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95
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74
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18
6 gaufqwi 608 83 15
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48
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59
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36
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24
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56
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18
7 Michalle 596 80 15
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95
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8 BringMoreLegos 588 77 15
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33
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9 McClintockJ 567 75 15
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24
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56
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18
10 quarterrican 557 72 00
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36
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33
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86
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11 KitchenB 528 69 15
06
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24
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33
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12 HightB 516 66 15
06
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36
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56
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74
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13 PipkeR 514 63 15
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36
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56
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14 Matto 508 60 15
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74
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15 EggCzar 500 57 15
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36
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16 ClouseBrian 490 54 15
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56
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33
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17 TheLuggage 466 51 15
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12
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36
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18 KleinJ 458 48 15
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36
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19 Sims 432 45 15
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20 ChrisRosenberg 428 42 15
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21 TreeceW 427 39 15
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22 FriedmanWS 407 36 15
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23 DFisher 400 33 15
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24 Shosin 388 30 15
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25 DoyleE 372 27 15
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26 randalleng 357 25 15
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27 DAttilioB 339 22 15
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28 Tarn 335 17 15
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Questions:

That thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

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rigor mortis

When you get trolled into watching "Never Gonna Give You Up"

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rickrolling

A type of pasta (larger than ziti; curved, but less curved than elbow macaroni)

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rigatoni

The study of [a certain disease], arthritis, and other disorders of the joints, muscles, and ligaments

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rheumatology

An isopod crustacean of the family Armadillidiidae (also known as a doodle bug)

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roly poly

First and last name required. The character Will Ferrell plays in Talladega Nights

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Ricky Bobby

First and last name required. (One of the stars of) a show about a pawnshop where you never know what's coming through the door. (This 52-year-old co-owns the establishment with his dad.)

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Rick Harrison

First and last name required. the guy who sang Super Freak (peaking at #16 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 in 1981)

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Rick James

First and last name required. the WWE guy who goes "woo" a lot. (Deadspin asserts that the 30 for 30 documentary about him "glorifies decades of sexual misconduct")

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Ric Flair

Kenny Chesney's hit country song, featuring inspiring lyrics such as "green grass, help the cows graze, hedge fund 401."

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Rich and Miserable

A wetland bog in Aberdeenshire, Scotland.

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Red Moss

the physical presence of a business or organization

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brick and mortar

the 2007 American comedy starring Will Ferrell and Jon Heder

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Blades of Glory

a cattle herding dog breed which originated in Pembrokeshire, Wales

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Welsh Corgi

a Charlie Brown song [covered] by Joe Williams from 1989 [but written by Vince Guaraldi, who sang it on a Peanuts special]

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Little Birdie

a song by Kendrick Lamar from 2011.

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Rigamortis

First and last name required. the guy who sings "Livin La Vida Loca"

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Ricky Martin

a simple basketball play where you screen the guy who has the ball, and then go towards the hoop.

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pick and roll

a procedure that you do when you suddenly catch on fire and want to extinguish the flames.

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stop drop and roll

the brand of easy to prepare rice dishes, known as the san francisco treat.

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Rice-a-Roni

the 1932 self help book written by Walter Pitkin to tackle middle age

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Life Begins at Forty

First and last name required. an author who writes fiction novels, most famous for his series about the greek demigod perseus in a modern setting

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Rick Riordan

First and last name required. the rapper who gave a shoutout to all the pear (in a 2014 viral video)

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Rick Ross

Two answers required. the names of the blue jay and raccoon that work as grounds keepers at a local park (on the Cartoon Network series Regular Show)

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Rigby and Mordecai

the short story in the 1894 anthology The Jungle Book about a mongoose

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Rikki-Tikki-Tavi