Poem titles turned into click bait by RobinJRichards

Champion(s):

RoseM
De docta ignorantia

HensleyB
Sorry about that, Chief


Runner(s)-Up:


Quiz Description

I just read this article of a Literature teacher changing poem titles to reflect the classic "clickbait" titles (think Buzzfeed). Some of them are pretty good. Given the clickbait and the poet, name the poem the students were tricked into reading.

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