Kids Write Jokes! by DiGeorgeL

Champion(s):

KreitzerJ


Runner(s)-Up:

petkunm


Quiz Description

All of these are from the Kids Write Jokes blog... (badkidsjokes.tumblr.com) Here is the disclaimer: I moderate a Kids Jokes website. These are genuine submissions by kids. Many jokes received cannot be published because they don't make any sense or got the joke completely wrong, so I publish them here instead. Can you figure out the completely misguided punchline?

Full Results:

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1 KreitzerJ 292 97 00
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2 petkunm 283 93 15
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3 ZellwegerS 282 88 15
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4 VenguswamyK 267 84 15
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5 ShapiroA 244 79 15
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6 KnowlesJ 214 75 00
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7 GaddCAnastasia 196 70 00
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8 quarterrican 192 65 15
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9 IrwinK 190 61 00
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10 cruzich 181 56 00
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11 Zogtastic 177 52 15
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12 LuskT 168 43 00
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12 AdamKing 168 43 00
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12 HassanM 168 43 00
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15 WeikleB 97 34 00
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16 FryedBetaKappa 84 29 15
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17 JonesRW 15 25 00
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18 RaiaB 0 11 00
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18 JVZ 0 11 00
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18 SteevesR 0 11 00
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18 PatschakB 0 11 00
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18 RoseM 0 11 00
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Questions:

What do you call a fish with no legs? (hint: The real joke involves a different body part)

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A fsh!

What is the capital of Egg? (hint: The city in the answer isn't a capital, but it's an eggselent answer.)

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York!

Why did the monkey fall out of a tree? (hint: A bird would fall out a tree for the same reason.)

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Because he was dead!

What do you call fire water fire water fire water fire water fire water? (Hint: The question could continue on indefinitely.)

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A Pattern!

When does 5 come before 9? (hint: The real joke is a classic. This version is incredibly obvious. Check the book.) (edited at 2:01 pm, May 2, 2016 (EDT))

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In the Dictionary!

What does a skeleton eat? (hint: An age old adage will help you here.)

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Bones!

How do you hire a teddy bear? (hint: Homophones are fun.)

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Put him on stilts! (Derivatives accepted)

How do you wake up Jessie J? (hint: Wrong musician!)

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Poke Her Face!

What do you call the strongest vegetable? (hint: Not a vegetable, but a different type of food)

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Mussels!

What did the chicken do when he witnessed a car crash? (hint: You might do the same thing.)

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Call the Police!

What do you call a middle aged, sad, grey haired woman? (hint: According to studies, 76% of these are women, although not all sad and grey haired.)

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A Teacher!

What do you call a deer with no eyes, ears, mouth and legs? (Hint: Beats me!) (edited at 2:03 pm, May 2, 2016 (EDT))

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No I Deer!