All of these are from the Kids Write Jokes blog... (badkidsjokes.tumblr.com) Here is the disclaimer: I moderate a Kids Jokes website. These are genuine submissions by kids. Many jokes received cannot be published because they don't make any sense or got the joke completely wrong, so I publish them here instead. Can you figure out the completely misguided punchline?
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| 2 | petkunm | 283 | 93 |
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| 3 | ZellwegerS | 282 | 88 |
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| 4 | VenguswamyK | 267 | 84 |
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| 5 | ShapiroA | 244 | 79 |
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| 6 | KnowlesJ | 214 | 75 |
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| 7 | GaddCAnastasia | 196 | 70 |
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| 8 | quarterrican | 192 | 65 |
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| 9 | IrwinK | 190 | 61 |
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| 10 | cruzich | 181 | 56 |
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| 11 | Zogtastic | 177 | 52 |
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| 12 | HassanM | 168 | 43 |
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| 12 | AdamKing | 168 | 43 |
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| 12 | LuskT | 168 | 43 |
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| 15 | WeikleB | 97 | 34 |
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| 16 | FryedBetaKappa | 84 | 29 |
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What do you call a fish with no legs? (hint: The real joke involves a different body part)
What is the capital of Egg? (hint: The city in the answer isn't a capital, but it's an eggselent answer.)
Why did the monkey fall out of a tree? (hint: A bird would fall out a tree for the same reason.)
What do you call fire water fire water fire water fire water fire water? (Hint: The question could continue on indefinitely.)
When does 5 come before 9? (hint: The real joke is a classic. This version is incredibly obvious. Check the book.) (edited at 2:01 pm, May 2, 2016 (EDT))
What does a skeleton eat? (hint: An age old adage will help you here.)
How do you hire a teddy bear? (hint: Homophones are fun.)
How do you wake up Jessie J? (hint: Wrong musician!)
What do you call the strongest vegetable? (hint: Not a vegetable, but a different type of food)
What did the chicken do when he witnessed a car crash? (hint: You might do the same thing.)
What do you call a middle aged, sad, grey haired woman? (hint: According to studies, 76% of these are women, although not all sad and grey haired.)
What do you call a deer with no eyes, ears, mouth and legs? (Hint: Beats me!) (edited at 2:03 pm, May 2, 2016 (EDT))