Fictitious Athletes by GoodmanDL

Champion(s):

BarkerC
"We fight for better days."


Runner(s)-Up:

UllspergerA


Quiz Description

There are many great athletes, some of whom are even real. Even more fun, are their fictional counterparts. Given clues, identify the fictional athletes described and their

Full Results:

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1 BarkerC 445 97 15
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2 UllspergerA 385 92 15
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3 HightB 380 87 15
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4 ConnorA 375 82 00
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5 TowJ 360 77 15
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6 ChrisRosenberg 350 72 15
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7 AdelmanM 340 67 15
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8 BahnamanS 315 62 15
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9 PeskinK 310 57 00
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10 MattK 255 52 15
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11 Neil 245 47 15
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12 QuintongJ 210 42 00
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13 LairdM 200 37 00
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14 Falkor23 195 30 00
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14 DBrick 195 30 00
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16 CoenM 175 22 15
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17 ThomasR 160 17 00
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18 KingJA 150 10 00
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18 randalleng 150 10 00
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20 RaiaB 70 2 00
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Questions:

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Jonathan "Mox" Moxon

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Shane Falco

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Chico Escuela

A shoulder injury forces this St. Louis Cardinals second baseman into retirement, and a new life as Connecticut's most streetwise domestic.

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Tony Micelli

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Wonderbread

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Special Olympics

A nerd who dislikes sports, he nevertheless joins his High School football team to impress his father and hang out with his best friend, the Quarterback. The coach can never remember his name, but then, Coach also can't remember that he once killed a guy with a pipe. No one else wants to remember it, either.

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Landry Clarke

In this 1997 Marlon Wayans film, the University of Washington Huskies squad features Kadeem Hardison as this titular basketball playing ghost.

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The Sixth Man

Veteran TV actor Cress Williams may best be known for playing athletes on several seasons of television. In 1990s, he played a star forward on the California University Basketball team who blackmailed his tutor. More recently, he played a former NFL Linebacker turned mayor of quirky Bluebell, Alabama. Name either character.

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D'Shawn Hardell (90210), Lavon Hayes (Hart of Diixie)

In the film Slapshot, Ogie Oglethorpe remains eligible to play hockey in the Federal League despite being threatened with (and avoiding) this unusual legal punishment.

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Deportation (to Canada)

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Barbados Slim

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Dan Smith