Before and After ... and After by PolinskyL

Question 4

Constrained to 160 characters, Sting writes a song about loneliness IN THE SAME PLACE AS ONE WOULD FIND SNAPPLE FACTS ABOUT THE PLACE WHERE AL GORE INTENDED TO STORE THE SOCIAL SECURITY SURPLUS - which Mama always said was a lot like life. (6 clauses)

Text Message in a Bottle Caps Lock Box of Chocolates (will accept SMS or equivalent)