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[...] If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago, and he told me he was single, and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
And then I found out: 'single' he told me? 'Single', my ass! Not only was he married, oh no! He had six wives; one of those Mormons, you know?
So that night, when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their _________!
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