Garfunkel and Oates perform a song about teen girls with a creative way to remain ‘abstinent’. It offers questionable religious advice such as “if you ring Satan’s doorbell, God can’t ignore this”, “I made a pact to keep my hymen intact and Jesus and I are tight”, “God’s okay with sodomy but only if you’re straight”, and “In Jesus’ name we go to fifth base”. What is the G-rated title to this song?
The Loophole