The name of what character (we need the character, not the film!) has been redacted from these lines of a 2004 film?
[BLANK]: "You really want to know what love is?"
Champ: "Yeah."
Brian: "Tell us! Tell us!"
Brick: "More than anything in the world [...]"
[BLANK]: "Well, it's really quite simple. It's kinda like..." [starts singing "Afternoon Delight"]
Ron Burgundy