"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since THIS GUY DID THIS WITH THIS OTHER GUY. [SEVEN WORDS] And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye [http://bit.ly/1rfp8Vn]