Alpaca Farm (beta)

Monty Python's Flying Circus (part 2) by BoyerA

Champion(s):

SchroederS
Windmills do not work that way! Good night!

Runner(s)-Up:

WeikleB
I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More, I cannot say.

Quiz Description

Once again, these questions refer to the TV show, not any of the movies (not even those that consisted of sketches).

Full Results:

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1 SchroederS 688 98 40
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2 WeikleB 687 96 40
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3 BradburnA 685 92 40
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3 KaufmanK 685 92 40
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5 LoveF 648 88 40
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6 NathanL 629 85 40
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8 DixonD 605 78 40
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10 StahlhutJ 595 75 40
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13 JeziorskiM 574 67 40
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14 McGeeDean 568 64 40
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17 Ethan 533 56 40
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21 AdamKing 454 46 40
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22 RoseM 406 43 40
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23 GibbsS 396 40 40
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24 FryedBetaKappa 387 38 00
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Questions:

Question 1

When defending yourself against a man armed with what FRUIT, should you eat it, thus disarming him?

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BANANA

Question 2

Apart from Michael Baldwin, what is the FIRST NAME of each member of the Philosophy Department at the University of Woolamaloo?

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BRUCE

Question 3

What is the THIRD CHIEF WEAPON of the Spanish Inquisition?

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RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY

Question 4

Name EITHER PIRANHA BROTHER.

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DOUG or DINSDALE

Question 5

For what TELEVISION PROGRAMME should “contestants” send money to

BEHIND THE HOT WATER PIPES

THIRD WASHROOM ALONG

VICTORIA STATION?

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BLACKMAIL

Question 6

In the “Fish Licence” sketch, Mr. Praline has a dog, cat, halibut and fruit-bat, all with what NAME?

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ERIC

Question 7

In the song sung by the homicidal barber who wants to be a lumberjack, what are the TWO THINGS he does on Wednesdays?

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GO SHOPPING AND HAVE BUTTERED SCONES FOR TEA

Question 8

According to “World Forum” (aka “Communist Quiz”), Coventry City last won the FA Cup in what year?

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“IT WAS IN FACT A TRICK QUESTION. COVENTRY CITY HAVE NEVER WON THE FA CUP.” (They later won in 1987.)

Question 9

Complete the following quote from Archbishop Gumby: “Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two ______ together.”

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BRICKS

Question 10

In “Nudge Nudge”, what is Norman’s (Eric Idle's) final QUESTION?

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“WHAT’S IT LIKE?”

Question 11

In the “Lifeboat (cannibalism)” sketch, what QUESTION is first answered by “That's rather a personal question, sir.”?

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“HOW LONG IS IT?”

Question 12

Apart from the six official members of the troupe, WHO appeared most often (30 of 45 episodes) on the show?

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CAROL CLEVELAND