What It Isn't by VaccaD

Champion(s):

SorensonG


Runner(s)-Up:

gregariouschinchilla
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Quiz Description

Well, if you're so sure what it ain't, how about telling us what it am! - Moe Syzlak

Identify the following about people and things notable for what they aren't.

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1 SorensonG 401 99 15
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2 gregariouschinchilla 397 97 00
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3 GoldsteinB 391 95 15
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4 StahlhutJ 385 93 15
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5 EtebariM 379 92 15
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6 OlewnickB 372 90 00
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7 JordanG 366 88 15
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8 MattinglyD 355 86 00
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9 BandoleroEl 350 85 00
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10 WhitmireS 347 83 00
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11 BoulierJ 338 81 15
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12 ChrisRosenberg 336 79 00
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13 CraneN 332 77 15
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13 CarterBurke 332 77 15
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15 UllspergerA 330 74 00
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16 MatherV 329 72 00
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17 helitzur 321 71 00
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18 NathanL 320 69 00
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19 ShapiroA 319 67 00
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20 WeaverL 314 65 00
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21 DoyleE 308 64 00
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22 AdamKing 306 62 00
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23 ElendilPickle 305 60 00
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24 Projectyl 303 58 15
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25 FrostL 299 57 15
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31 randalleng 271 46 00
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33 DosRemediosA 268 42 00
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34 BurgerM 266 41 15
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41 HallR 232 28 00
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42 PahkJ 230 27 00
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48 MoyseyC 207 16 15
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51 DBrick 189 11 00
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52 jveditz 182 9 00
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Questions:

I'm not a heartless, racist, children-kicking camerawoman.

A camerawoman with N1TV, a television channel from WHAT COUNTRY, issued this denial in September 2015 after being caught on film tripping and kicking Middle Eastern refugees, including women and children? (She seems to have been telling the truth, as she's been fired and is no longer a camerawoman.)

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HUNGARY

I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I... am... a... man!

This is a quote from WHAT TITLE CHARACTER of the film The Elephant Man? The character was based on a historical figure, although his first name was changed from John to Joseph for the movie.

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JOSEPH MERRICK

I would like to state for the record that I am not a dingo.

WHAT FORMER TELECOM LOBBYIST AND CURRENT FCC CHAIRMAN issued this statement in June 2014, in response to John Oliver's characterizing his role in the net neutrality debate as "the equivalent of needing a babysitter and hiring a dingoā€¯?

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THOMAS WHEELER

But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve / For daws to peck at. I am not what I am.

This quote (which coined the phrase "to wear my heart on my sleeve") is from WHAT SHAKESPEAREAN CHARACTER, who in this quote admits to Roderigo his dislike for the play's title character?

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IAGO (in Othello)

"I'm not a witch."

WHAT 2010 SENATE CANDIDATE somehow failed to win over the people of Delaware with a TV ad in which she made this stunning declaration?

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CHRISTINE O'DONNELL

Hit it! / This ain't no disco / It ain't no country club either

These lyrics begin WHAT HIT SONG of 1994?

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ALL I WANNA DO (by Sheryl Crow)

Well, sir, I'm not a potted plant. I'm here as the lawyer. That's my job.

This quote was spoken by lawyer Brendan Sullivan in 1987, when he was defending WHAT PUBLIC FIGURE before a Senate investigative committee? (A senator was unhappy with Sullivan's interrupting his questions.)

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OLIVER NORTH

I am not a number! I am a free man!

This quote was famously spoken by the figure known as Number Six in WHAT TELEVISION SHOW?

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THE PRISONER

They were not altogether crows, nor moles, nor buzzards, nor ants, nor vampire bats, nor decomposed human beings; but something I cannot and must not recall.

This singularly unhelpful description comes from "The Festival", a short story by WHAT AUTHOR?

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HOWARD PHILLIPS LOVECRAFT

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco / This ain't no fooling around / This ain't no Mudd Club, or CBGB / I ain't got time for that now

WHAT 1979 SONG are these lyrics taken from?

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LIFE DURING WARTIME (by Talking Heads)

Historically it is quite doubtful whether Christ ever existed at all, and if He did we do not know anything about him, so that I am not concerned with the historical question, which is a very difficult one.

This quote is taken from the influential essay "Why I am not a Christian" by WHAT PHILOSOPHER?

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BERTRAND RUSSELL

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

This is a quote from WHAT HUMORIST?

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WILL ROGERS