G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (animated series) by BarkerC

In the first five-part miniseries in 1983, Cobra steals a spy satellite using this newly invented weapon, which uses energy to assemble scramble, and send the molecules of any object anywhere on earth.

During "The Worms of Death", Snake Eyes, suffering from radiation poisoning after attempting to retrieve heavy water, is lost in a snow storm, where he befriends what wolf, which will become his pet?

During the second mini-series in 1984, Destro steals an experimental laser which will become the centerpiece of what new weapon, which will also be scattered into pieces around the world before having its critical third piece captured by Zartan.

Because formulas are a good thing, the first full season of G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero kicks off with a five part mini-series in which Cobra captures a G.I. Joe space station in order enact Cobra Commander's plan to use the station and a series of four cubes deprive the world (OK, Northern Hemisphere, given the vagaries of geometry) of electricity. What was the name of this Cobra plan?

During that 1985 mini-series, the Joe Team sets up operations, temporarily, on what aircraft carrier, CVN-99, setting up the dream toy of many elementary school children that December.

The Crimson Twins, Tomax and Xamot, are the founders, owners and co-CEOs of what assonantly named front company for Cobra's terrorist activities?

Hector Ramirez, an investigative journalist (and pastiche of Geraldo Rivera) goes after the Joe Team as a massive taxpayer boondoggle. For what fictional television show, which shares its name with a traditional parlor game, is Ramirez the lead reporter?

In "Worlds Without End", the Joe Team is sent to an alternate reality where Cobra controls the United States. Name any of the three G.I. Joe team members, all part of the original 1982 Real American Hero toy issue, who "stay behind" to become the leaders of a new resistance organization.

In "The Great Alaskan Land Rush", due to fictional vagaries in the 1867 purchase agreement, G.I. Joe and this Soviet counterpart to G.I. Joe work together to find the real Seal of Alaska before Cobra can use it to take control of the state.

In the "Arise, Serpentor, Arise" miniseries from 1986, Dr. Mindbender attempts to acquire the DNA of 14 of the leading military strategists of all time. Cobra Commander, however, infects the DNA of what Chinese author and strategist, meaning that his patience and vision are missing from the final product.

After the decommissioning of the USS Montana, Cobra steals the battleship and uses an EMP device to prevent any powered vessel from approaching it. What real, sail-driven, still-commissioned U.S. Navy vessel do the Joes use to retake the Montana from Cobra?

In "The Most Dangerous Thing in the World", Cobra hacks a DoD database to promote to colonel (and thus, just below the absent General Hawk) Shipwreck, Dial-Tone and what pacifist medic, creating chaos in the chain of command.