Well, sir, there’s nothing on earth like a genuine bona fide electrified twelve-question quiz!
What'd I say?
Quiz!
What's it called?
Quiz!
That's right! Quiz!
Quiz!
Quiz!
Quiz!
I'm too lazy to write out the rest (oh, like it would have been any good) but suffice it to say that these questions lean heavily on the earlier years of the show.
Rank | Player | Total | %ile | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
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Money Value (% Incorrect): | 16 | 07 | 13 | 27 | 19 | 24 | 07 | 47 | 79 | 37 | 40 | 71 | |||
1 | BishopA | 444 | 99 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
15 79 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 71 |
2 | BarkerC | 423 | 97 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 19 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
15 79 |
15 |
15 |
15 71 |
3 | MCMikeNamara | 395 | 95 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 47 |
15 79 |
15 37 |
15 40 |
15 |
3 | thorsleyd | 395 | 95 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
15 79 |
15 37 |
15 40 |
00 |
5 | FlaxmanR | 387 | 93 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 |
15 |
15 79 |
15 37 |
15 40 |
15 |
6 | AllenJ | 376 | 91 |
15 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 79 |
15 37 |
15 40 |
15 |
7 | GrossB | 354 | 90 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 19 |
15 24 |
15 |
15 |
15 79 |
15 |
15 40 |
00 |
8 | BurgerM | 353 | 88 |
15 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 |
15 47 |
15 79 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
9 | SussmanM | 343 | 86 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
15 79 |
00 00 |
15 40 |
00 |
10 | HerderS | 340 | 85 |
15 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 |
15 19 |
15 24 |
15 |
15 |
15 79 |
15 |
15 40 |
00 |
11 | PlotkinD | 329 | 83 |
15 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 37 |
15 40 |
15 |
12 | CraneN | 325 | 82 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 37 |
15 40 |
00 |
13 | shesinsane | 324 | 80 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 |
15 19 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 71 |
14 | VaccaD | 318 | 79 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 07 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
15 71 |
15 | HancockA | 308 | 76 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
00 |
15 07 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 37 |
15 40 |
15 |
15 | BeanA | 308 | 76 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 |
17 | AdelmanM | 305 | 74 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 27 |
15 19 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 37 |
15 40 |
00 |
18 | MattK55 | 301 | 73 |
15 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
15 79 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
19 | LujanP | 294 | 71 |
15 |
15 07 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
15 |
15 79 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
20 | Neil | 293 | 70 |
15 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 |
15 |
15 79 |
00 00 |
15 |
00 |
21 | CoenM | 284 | 67 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 07 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 37 |
15 |
00 |
21 | ConnorA | 284 | 67 |
15 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 |
15 40 |
00 |
23 | TheNotoriousMOB | 279 | 65 |
15 16 |
15 07 |
15 |
00 |
15 19 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 |
24 | MatherV | 277 | 63 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 37 |
15 |
00 |
24 | HightB | 277 | 63 |
15 |
00 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
00 |
15 24 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 37 |
00 |
15 71 |
26 | ArizpeAA | 268 | 60 |
15 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
26 | ChiltonC | 268 | 60 |
15 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 71 |
28 | Makdeezy | 267 | 57 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
00 |
15 79 |
15 37 |
00 |
00 |
29 | SchroederS | 252 | 56 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
30 | WeikleB | 251 | 54 |
00 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 37 |
15 |
00 |
31 | ParkS | 247 | 53 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 19 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
15 37 |
15 |
00 |
32 | MarcotteM | 241 | 50 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
00 |
00 |
15 07 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 |
15 40 |
15 |
32 | quarterrican | 241 | 50 |
15 |
15 |
15 13 |
00 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
15 37 |
15 40 |
00 |
34 | FultonE | 237 | 48 |
15 |
15 07 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
15 37 |
00 |
15 |
35 | WangS | 234 | 46 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
36 | Egantx7 | 233 | 45 |
15 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 19 |
15 24 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
15 |
15 |
00 00 |
37 | Matto | 226 | 43 |
15 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
15 37 |
00 |
15 |
38 | Falkor23 | 220 | 41 |
15 |
15 |
15 13 |
00 |
15 19 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
15 37 |
15 |
00 |
38 | QuintongJ | 220 | 41 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 19 |
00 |
15 07 |
15 47 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 |
00 |
40 | HoH | 217 | 39 |
15 16 |
15 07 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
00 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
15 40 |
00 |
41 | ChrisRosenberg | 212 | 37 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 13 |
00 |
00 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
15 47 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
42 | MoyseyC | 211 | 36 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 19 |
00 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
15 37 |
00 |
00 |
43 | jp8635 | 210 | 34 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
00 |
15 07 |
15 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 40 |
00 |
44 | ThomasR | 198 | 33 |
00 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
00 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
15 37 |
00 |
00 |
45 | Bup | 197 | 31 |
15 16 |
00 |
15 13 |
00 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
15 47 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
46 | GordonT | 195 | 29 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 13 |
00 |
15 |
15 24 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
15 37 |
00 |
15 |
46 | BurdinRS | 195 | 29 |
15 16 |
15 07 |
00 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 40 |
00 |
48 | Dmm9999 | 194 | 26 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 |
15 47 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
49 | BruceM | 189 | 25 |
15 |
15 07 |
00 |
15 27 |
15 19 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
50 | Tablesaw | 187 | 23 |
00 |
15 |
15 13 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
15 37 |
15 40 |
00 |
51 | KingJA | 185 | 22 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 24 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
52 | TsujiG | 179 | 20 |
15 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
15 19 |
00 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
15 71 |
53 | twarner50 | 174 | 19 |
00 |
15 07 |
00 |
15 27 |
15 19 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
15 |
00 |
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54 | Consigliari | 171 | 17 |
15 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 19 |
15 |
15 |
00 |
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00 00 |
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55 | Mollmw | 168 | 16 |
15 16 |
15 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 |
15 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
56 | srs | 159 | 14 |
15 |
00 00 |
15 13 |
00 |
00 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
57 | CarterBurke | 148 | 13 |
00 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
15 19 |
00 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
58 | LackC | 145 | 11 |
00 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
00 |
15 19 |
15 24 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
59 | wilsona | 138 | 10 |
15 16 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
15 27 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 |
00 |
60 | MorrisK | 119 | 8 |
15 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 24 |
15 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
61 | OrrenH | 115 | 6 |
15 16 |
00 00 |
15 13 |
00 |
15 19 |
00 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
62 | JonesRW | 106 | 5 |
00 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
00 |
15 19 |
00 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
63 | RaiaB | 104 | 3 |
15 |
15 07 |
15 13 |
00 |
00 00 |
15 24 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
64 | PatschakB | 99 | 2 |
00 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
15 40 |
00 |
65 | GoldsteinB | 22 | 1 |
00 00 |
15 07 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
00 00 |
00 |
00 |
00 |
00 00 |
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00 |
The Whacking Day song is performed to the tune of what Christmas carol?
What bare-chested Springfield hunk played Stanley Kowalski in “Oh, Streetcar!”?
Name the squirrel-squasher advertised by Hank Williams Jr. that “smells like a steak and seats 35.”
What was the name of the love song recorded on Kirk Van Houten's (sadly destroyed) demo tape in “A Milhouse Divided”?
Name any of the credited guest stars who performed at Homerpalooza (one solo artist and three groups).
Whose twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world and his employees’ health?
Fill in the blanks:
I hate every ape I see
From __________ to ___________
No, you’ll never make a monkey out of me!
Those poor cavefish! What do the Stonecutters do to them?
According to Kurt Loder, this Homer-fronted grunge band broke up because Homer holed himself up in his mansion due to rumors of drug addiction... which turned out to be insulin for Frappuccino-induced diabetes. Name the group.
Wait a minute -- this sounds like rock and/or roll! Name the supposed title and composer of the 17-minute hymn -- NOT THE REAL VERSION -- performed by the unwitting parishioners and organist of the First Church of Springfield in "Bart Sells His Soul."
The disc itself of "Songs in the Key of Springfield" was printed to look like what?
Name any part of the instructions for doing the Bartman.
Any part at all.
(Note: acceptable answers will likely include at least a verb and a noun along with some sort of modifier, as in "[VERB] your [NOUN] [HOW]" or "Don't [VERB] your [NOUN] {WHERE].")