Words My 1-Year-Old Uses by ShapiroA

Champion(s):

NathanL
All my thoughts have been replaced with Hamilton quotes.


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MattK
Ready. Fire. Aim.


Quiz Description

But not in the way she uses them.

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Questions:

Title of a Connie Francis hit, or a word used heavily for its rhyming properties in books by the late Anna Dewdney.

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MAMA

No 19th century Russian novel is complete without one of these, such as the one that furnishes a setting for the first encounter between Natasha and Prince Andrei in War and Peace. (No 19th century Russian novel is complete without a duel, either, but my kid doesn't know the word "duel".)

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BALL

The father in this cartoon is making an astronomical observation. A two-word phrase been blurred out; what is the noun in that phrase?

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MOON

An informal unit of radiation exposure (due to its 40K content), or the pictured author (who is about 9 times as tall as her namesake is long).

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BANANA

Where Oxford students are "sent" when they misbehave, or a natural insulator sourced from marabou (among other species).

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DOWN

What is being muzzle-loaded in a famous image from a 1967 demonstration. Don't be too specific; my kid may know a lot about milk, but the name of the original maker of Good Start formula is not in her vocabulary.

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FLOWER

My daughter's age peers may be the first generation in a century for whom this is a common early word. To be sure, I knew it by 3, but mainly in the context of distinguishing crimefighting testudines.

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MASK

The top two definitions of this word on Urban Dictionary:

(1) "One-word response placed after a quote on a message board as an affirmation of the author's agreement..."
(2) "something you can't touch"

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THIS

Plaintiff in a Supreme Court case that yielded a namesake test for violations of the Establishment Clause, or a defective product.

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LEMON

A type of communiqué signed Episcopus Servus Servorum Dei, or the subject of a NYC sculpture that stands on a Broadway median two blocks south of Wall Street.

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BULL

A popular MMORPG (for short), a discount airline based at Keflavík that shut down in 2019, or a 1984 album by Wendy O. Williams.

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WOW

Title word from a song now indelibly associated with nuclear holocaust, or from a song in which Walt and Don (as "Dan") chide Jack for his repeated bad choices. As used by my kid, this word is a control flow instruction, functioning similarly to a WHILE loop without a clear termination condition.

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AGAIN