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Why do I Google [N-Z]? by KlionskyG

Champion(s):

imogen

Runner(s)-Up:

Atomiccoffey
No one is innocent

Quiz Description

Hot on the heels of Are You Smarter Than A Google Search Suggestion, which is sitll open, I bring you:
Why Do __________?

In which: you must figure out what people Google starting with each letter of the second half of the alphabet.
Give any one phrase that begins with the letter in question that comes up as a Google search suggestion for the given seed phrase.Variation in "small" morphemes (articles, prepositions, plural vs. singular, part of speech, etc) will be ignored but you have to have all the morphemes present. (I guess I won't know until I see the submissions just how precise I need to be on this. Sorry this isn't a very clear definition.)

I did these searches in an incognito Chrome tab while sitting in Somerville, MA at 8pm on November 18.
In all cases I did not put a space after the letter.

And you should play Part I of this quiz [A-M] as well.

Full Results:

Rank Player Total %ile 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
Money Value (% Incorrect): 99 73 91 91 73 82 99 99 82 99 82 99 37
1 imogen 237 95 00
 00
 00
00 		00
 15
73 		00
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00 		00
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82 		00
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37
2 Atomiccoffey 228 86 00
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73 		00
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73 		00
00 		00
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00 		00
 15
37
3 mwg 218 77 00
00 		15
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91 		00
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 15
82 		00
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00 		00
00 		00
 00
 00
4 Bishop56 164 68 00
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00 		00
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 15
82 		00
00 		00
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 00
00 		00
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37
5 KonkelT 158 59 00
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00 		00
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91 		00
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00 		00
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00 		00
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37
6 DouglasLovesVixey 88 50 00
00 		15
73 		00
00 		00
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00 		00
00 		00
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 00
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7 ifitsnotbaroque 67 40 00
00 		00
00 		00
00 		00
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 00
00 		00
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 15
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37
8 StephenM 52 27 00
00 		00
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00 		00
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00 		00
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00 		00
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37
8 LynchT 52 27 00
00 		00
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00 		00
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 00
00 		00
 00
 00
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 00
00 		00
 15
37
10 Zippy 30 13 00
00 		00
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00 		00
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 00
00 		00
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00 		15
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11 SokolM 0 4 00
00 		00
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00 		00
00 		00
 00
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 00

Questions:

Question 1

N

I Googled:
why do n

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
nosebleeds happen / nurses wear scrubs / newborns get hiccups / newborns sleep so much / newborns smile / nations go to war / nipples harden / nipples hurt / nice guys finish last / noses bleed

Question 2

O

I Googled:
why do o

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
onions make you cry / owls hoot / owls hoot at night / oil and water not mix / organisms do mitosis / objects fall at the same rate / objects float / old people shake / owls say hoo / our stomachs growl

Question 3

P

I Googled:
why do p

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
people yawn / people snore / people get hiccups / people stutter / people / people lie / painters wear white / people say bless you / people cheat / people talk in their sleep

Question 4

Q

I Googled:
why do q

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
quarterbacks say 180 / quarterbacks call out the mike / qbs say 180 / quarterbacks say blue 80 / quarterbacks say green 18 / quarters have ridges / quarterbacks say hut / quarterbacks say white 80 / quilts cost so much / questions

Question 5

R

I Googled:
why do r

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
roosters crow / roosters crow in the morning / republicans oppose obamacare / roosters crow all day / rabbits thump / roses have thorns / raccoons wash their food / radiators clank / rabbits eat their poop / rattlesnakes rattle

Question 6

S

I Googled:
why do s

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
stars twinkle / scientists use models / squirrels scream / stocks split / stink bugs stink / seasons change / squirrels chase each other / sloths move so slow / skin tags form / skunks spray

Question 7

T

I Googled:
why do t

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
tomatoes split / they call it oven / tectonic plates move / the leaves change color in the fall / trees lose their leaves / trees change color / they call police 12 / tomatoes crack / the bottom of my feet hurt / they call it black friday

Question 8

U

I Googled:
why do u

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
u get hiccups / u want to work here / unsaturated fats bend / underwear have pockets / utis happen / underarms smell / u get stretch marks / utis hurt / u bleed during sex / u love someone

Question 9

V

I Googled:
why do v

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
volcanoes erupt / vaginas smell / vampires drink blood / veins look blue / viruses mutate / viruses exist / viruses need a host cell / vampires not like garlic / vultures circle / vaccines hurt

Question 10

W

I Googled:
why do w

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
we yawn / we have seasons / we have the electoral college / we dream / we get hiccups / we study history / we have daylight savings time / we celebrate halloween / we hiccup / we sneeze

Question 11

X

I Googled:
why do x

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
Xfi pods go offline / xfinity pods blink / xbox controllers drift / xbox controllers break so easily / xbox controllers use batteries / xenomorphs kill / xfinity pods go offline / xbox gamertags have numbers / x rays cause cancer / xenomorphs have human skulls

Question 12

Y

I Googled:
why do y

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
you want to work here / you get hiccups / you yawn / you only ever call me when you're high lyrics / you want this job / your ears ring / you want to attend umass amherst / you vote / you get canker sores / you want to be a doctor

Question 13

Z

I Googled:
why do z

Name one suggestion.

Click to Reveal Answer
zebras have stripes / zombies eat brains / zits hurt / zippers say ykk / zoe and joel break up / zits form / zeros disappear in excel / zoos exist / zebras have stripes book / zits itch