Each question is a lyric from the title sketch of the Season 3 Key & Peele episode "East/West Bowl Rap." Fill in the missing part of each lyric. Brackets will indicate whether the answer is a [FIRST NAME], [LAST NAME], [FULL NAME], or other word/s.
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| Money Value (% Incorrect): | 40 | 30 | 20 | 30 | 40 | 30 | 60 | 20 | 70 | 60 | 60 | 70 | 50 | 60 | 50 | 30 | 20 | |||
| 1 | BrochinS | 595 | 95 |
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| 2 | emilyaviva | 495 | 85 |
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| 3 | JKLehman | 485 | 75 |
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| 4 | santodomingo | 425 | 65 |
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| 5 | GoodmanDL | 400 | 55 |
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| 6 | KesslerA2 | 315 | 45 |
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| 7 | BlumenthalS | 310 | 35 |
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| 8 | Harry | 100 | 25 |
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| 9 | LangeS17 | 35 | 15 |
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| 10 | DouglasLovesVixey | 0 | 5 |
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T’Variusness, T- [LAST NAME] for short / I’m a bad mamma jamma and an awful sport
Smoochie-Wallace, you can call me [FIRST NAME] / Wrappin’ up rushers like aluminum foil
McCringleberry, I’m very scary / If I got the ball, you best be [ONE WORD]
L’Carpetron [LAST NAME] / I love the ball so much I wanna marry it
‘Cause the Eastern schools gonna beat the [ONE WORD] from the West
I’m Ibrahim [LAST NAME] / And my rhymes are clean like my name was Dr. Seuss
Probincrux III, they call me The Probe / I can intercept balls with my [ONE WORD]
[LAST NAME], that’s my name / Power candle sounds the same
With Jackmerius, D’squarius, and [LAST NAME] / Flaxon-Waxon plays sax and D’Marcus plays guitar
What's up, y’all? It’s [LAST NAME] / I’m the big left tackle's gonna help us win
[FULL NAME] / I’ll use my force to give the East distress
[LAST NAME] is where it’s at / Runnin’ through defenders and padding my stats
Y’all know me, I’m [LAST NAME] / Catch so many balls it’s a little weird
‘Cause you know we're gonna win against the East / We gonna get the most points and [FIVE WORDS]
Back it up, it’s [LAST NAME] / I hit the QB and make a noise like 'thud'
Can’t block me and all of that jazz / ‘Cause y’all don’t want none of this [FIRST NAME]
I’m the touchdown man, that’s Grundelplith / But y’all ain’t ready for my man, [FULL NAME]