Given a Mitch Hedberg joke, a blank, and the number of words--fill in the blank. (Warning--some foul language.)
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| 1 | MassogliaB | 470 | 98 |
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| 2 | LuskT | 468 | 96 |
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| 3 | SussmanM | 463 | 94 |
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| 4 | MeyerRy | 438 | 91 |
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| 5 | phelanguist | 431 | 89 |
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| 6 | jefe | 430 | 86 |
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| 7 | FlaxmanR | 429 | 84 |
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| 8 | GilchM | 428 | 82 |
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| 9 | claysonh | 406 | 79 |
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| 10 | DixonD | 403 | 77 |
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| 11 | ArizpeAA | 400 | 75 |
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| 12 | Andie203 | 389 | 72 |
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| 13 | gregariouschinchilla | 384 | 70 |
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| 14 | SorensonG | 360 | 67 |
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| 15 | Projectyl | 344 | 65 |
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| 16 | JWright | 325 | 63 |
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| 17 | LuceroM | 318 | 60 |
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| 18 | BarkerC | 302 | 58 |
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| 19 | MartinML | 297 | 55 |
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| 20 | LackC | 288 | 53 |
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| 21 | RamboJ | 273 | 51 |
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| 22 | SpencerJ2 | 257 | 48 |
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| 23 | ParkS | 235 | 46 |
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| 24 | MercureT | 230 | 44 |
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| 25 | brianghoward | 228 | 41 |
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| 26 | Laura | 213 | 39 |
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| 27 | Beth | 171 | 36 |
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| 28 | jp8635 | 165 | 34 |
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| 29 | MoyseyC | 150 | 32 |
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| 30 | WeikleB | 149 | 29 |
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| 31 | ChiltonC2 | 145 | 27 |
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| 32 | brando3429 | 133 | 25 |
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| 33 | HensleyB | 125 | 22 |
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| 34 | Kristen | 118 | 20 |
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| 35 | quarterrican | 108 | 17 |
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| 36 | FryedBetaKappa | 81 | 15 |
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| 37 | JordanG | 61 | 13 |
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| 38 | ConnorA | 52 | 10 |
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| 39 | SpraragenM | 32 | 8 |
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| 40 | JonesRW | 20 | 3 |
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I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally _____. (2 words)
I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see _____. (2 words)
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a _____. (1 word)
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes. You know what sweeten means, right? That’s a showbiz term for "_____". (3 words)
I'm against picketing, but _____. (7 words)
This jacket is dry clean only... which means _____. (2 words)
Hey, you know what keeps me from acting? Fuckin'... _____. (1 word)
Every book is a children's book if _____. (4 words)
I say the word "totally" way too much. I need to change it and use a word that's different but means the same. "Mitch, do you like submarine sandwiches?" "_____!" (1 word)
I can't tell you what hotel I'm stayin' in, but _____. (5 words)
I went to the Home Depot yesterday, which was unnecessary; I need to go to the _____. It's just a bunch of guys standing around going "Hey, we ain't gotta fix shit." (2 words)
An escalator can never break, it can only become _____. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily _____. Sorry for the convenience." (1 word)